A coffee pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rengokufan
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Looking for a coffee pun for any TV show/ famous person

Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majj_Noz
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This coffee pun
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Help with a coffee pun?

I've just finished my final paper on Starbucks, Diversity, and Excellence Theory. My professor loves witty titles, but my brain is mush. Suggestions? I can't espresso how much it will help me. Thanks a latte.

Thanks everyone! I loved all of your responses. I titled my paper Brewing Effective Public Relations: Excellence in Diversity at Starbucks.

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These 10 Coffee Puns Have Bean Making me Laugh All Day punreal.com/2016/10/10-co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainofJT
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From my niece: What's the chicken's favorite place to get coffee?

Starbawks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abfinz
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How does Jesus make his Coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What does a tea hater say to the waiter who brought them tea when they ordered coffee?

That's not my cup of tea.

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Called my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, could you please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?" She answered, "Yeah..."

"But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?

Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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You do realize that it's biblically correct for a man to make the coffee. Haven't you ever read the book,

Hebrews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
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Coffee is the silent victim in our house...

It gets mugged everyday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
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A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.

One could say it was a sub-lime experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePokemasterYT
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Why did the hipster burn his lips on coffee?

He drank it before it was cool!

(My old Language Arts teacher said this.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezoTheWeirdo
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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

Because they are Santas Star Bucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I need help - What does digital coffee taste like

I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!

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My sister is going on a date for coffee with a guy named joe....

You could say she’s going for a cup with Joe.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shump23
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Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"

And I said "not without a large mortgage"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dad_2_the_bone
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Me: I’ve made coffee all year long

Wife: Ah, whatever no you have not.

Me: yeah, I’ve made all the coffee this year

Wife: oh, ha ha

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Instead of water, I accidentally put RedBull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning.

I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My wife heated up a cup of coffee "just for me"

It was Lukewarm

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Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud.

"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "

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What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?

A French Roast.

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So, I was in a coffee shop drinking tea, and when I reached down to tie my shoe, my tea was gone!

I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...that’s not my cup of tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
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I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.

I call it the Mcafee antivirus

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why did the coffee get arrested?

Someone called the cups. They took his mug shot.

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There I was this morning, sitting and drinking Coffee in my slippers , and I thought to myself..

..I really need to clean a few mugs around here.

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Coffee pls
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Who is the best person at the golf course to get to make coffee?

The groundskeeper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravendemyseri
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Every coffee shop you've ever visited...

...is run by a bunch of has-beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
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I wasn’t paying attention and poured too much creamer in my coffee

Had a blonde moment

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.

It was used as grounds for dismissal.

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When my girlfriend told the room that she was going to make coffee her dad said, β€œno, in the Bible, it says that the man always makes the coffee...”

Haven’t you read Hebrews?

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Someone stole my coffee cup.

Now I have to go to the police station and look at mug shots.

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ARMSTRONG: I can’t find the milk for my coffee.

ALDRIN: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

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My girlfriend and I always disagree whether tea or coffee is superior, she said tea will always be there to comfort you, I said...

Tea leaves

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Coffee COVID pun
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If coffee comes from coffee beans, where does alcohol come from?

Jim Beans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombieboy97k
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Ground coffee.
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There I was this morning, sitting and drinking coffee in my slippers, I thought to myself...

I really need to clean some mugs

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I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"

"Yeah…" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"

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