Looking for a coffee pun for any TV show/ famous person
Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!
Help with a coffee pun?
I've just finished my final paper on Starbucks, Diversity, and Excellence Theory. My professor loves witty titles, but my brain is mush. Suggestions? I can't espresso how much it will help me. Thanks a latte.
Thanks everyone! I loved all of your responses. I titled my paper Brewing Effective Public Relations: Excellence in Diversity at Starbucks.
From my niece: What's the chicken's favorite place to get coffee?
How does Jesus make his Coffee?
What does a tea hater say to the waiter who brought them tea when they ordered coffee?
That's not my cup of tea.
Called my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, could you please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?" She answered, "Yeah..."
"But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now!"
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?
Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?
You do realize that it's biblically correct for a man to make the coffee. Haven't you ever read the book,
Coffee is the silent victim in our house...
My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
Why did the hipster burn his lips on coffee?
He drank it before it was cool!
(My old Language Arts teacher said this.)
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santas Star Bucks!
I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
My sister is going on a date for coffee with a guy named joe....
You could say she’s going for a cup with Joe.....
Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"
And I said "not without a large mortgage"
Me: I’ve made coffee all year long
Wife: Ah, whatever no you have not.
Me: yeah, I’ve made all the coffee this year
Wife: oh, ha ha
Instead of water, I accidentally put RedBull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning.
I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
My wife heated up a cup of coffee "just for me"
Told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud.
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
So, I was in a coffee shop drinking tea, and when I reached down to tie my shoe, my tea was gone!
I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...that’s not my cup of tea
I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
Why did the coffee get arrested?
Someone called the cups.
They took his mug shot.
There I was this morning, sitting and drinking Coffee in my slippers , and I thought to myself..
..I really need to clean a few mugs around here.
Who is the best person at the golf course to get to make coffee?
Every coffee shop you've ever visited...
...is run by a bunch of has-beans.
I wasn’t paying attention and poured too much creamer in my coffee
How does Moses make his coffee?
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
When my girlfriend told the room that she was going to make coffee her dad said, “no, in the Bible, it says that the man always makes the coffee...”
Haven’t you read Hebrews?
Someone stole my coffee cup.
Now I have to go to the police station and look at mug shots.
ARMSTRONG: I can’t find the milk for my coffee.
ALDRIN: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
My girlfriend and I always disagree whether tea or coffee is superior, she said tea will always be there to comfort you, I said...
If coffee comes from coffee beans, where does alcohol come from?
There I was this morning, sitting and drinking coffee in my slippers, I thought to myself...
I really need to clean some mugs
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"
"Yeah…" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…"