Best name for a progressive coffee shop?
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Two man walk into a coffee shop, one of them orders a Cup of Tea and starts stripping.
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
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︎ Apr 26 2021
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What do you call a coffee shop that used to be funeral directors?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Every coffee shop you've ever visited...
...is run by a bunch of has-beans.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
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︎ May 03 2021
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My sister is going on a date for coffee with a guy named joe....
You could say sheβs going for a cup with Joe.....
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Man walks into a shop and picks up a can of bug spray
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Somebody broke into my house and only stole my coffee, my lamp and my parrot.
I don't know how they sleep at night.
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︎ May 09 2021
What did the Terminator say after he got his coffee?
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︎ May 12 2021
A coworker of mine spilled boiling hot coffee on my leg and had the nerve to ask where it hurts
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︎ Apr 15 2021
A police officer told a coffee maker "you're under arrest"!
The coffee maker asked "on what grounds"?
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︎ May 13 2021
Mate died today by falling into a vat of coffee!
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︎ Apr 26 2021
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What did Elijah Wood name his shop that sells only bells?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
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︎ Mar 03 2021
A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends...
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︎ May 04 2021
From my son. "What do you call Coffee for sad people?"
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Iβve just bought a Van Gogh coffee table... I know itβs genuine because . . .
it has a bit of veneer missing.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
So I took my phone to this shady repair shop
Apparently someone βstoleβ my battery overnight; so she gave my phone back to me, free of charge.
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︎ May 01 2021
The Sun and Moon walked into a coffee shop today...
Sun: "Oh man, I forgot my wallet!"
Moon: "Don't worry, I'll cover you."
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︎ Aug 21 2017
Did you know that Yoda's last name is leheehoo?
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︎ May 14 2021
I went to the local video shop and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever
They said no, youβll have to bring it back tomorrow
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Iβve decided to name my son Mark.
That way, when I die, Iβll be able to say I left a mark on this world.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I thought Iβd spilt coffee everywhere on my keyboard.
Turns out it was all under CTRL.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My wife says she's anti-coffee
I guess that makes me Uncle coffee
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︎ May 13 2021
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...
Now I can't read anything.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
The 14th Dali Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...
"Make me one with everything."
edit: cant edit title for grammar :(
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︎ May 13 2021
Shop assistant fought off armed robber with his labeling gun.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
A cat walked into a tech repair shop.
Told the clerk his mouse died
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︎ May 14 2021
My son moaned at me that I was addicted to coffee.
I gave him a roasting and then told him he was grounded.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
A clumsy employee knocked over his bossβs coffee cans and wasted all his coffee.
It was grounds for dismissal!
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︎ Apr 23 2021
When I was younger I had to work in a cheap pizza shop to get by.
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︎ May 04 2021
Business idea: coffee creamer for funerals...
Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I've just been to the tyre shop
They have wheely good service
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︎ May 09 2021
Lightening never strikes coffee beans
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︎ May 15 2021
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
Iβm not joking, but he is.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
For years Iβve been searching through record shops trying to find rare original U2 vinyls
But I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Apr 27 2021
My coffee table used to be owned by Evander Hoyfield ...
I can tell because it's missing a little piece of veneer.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What did the percussionist name his two daughters?
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︎ May 17 2021
I was named after George Washington.
He was named in 1732 and I was named in 1992.
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︎ May 02 2021
How does Jesus make coffee?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Where does a person whoβs having trouble breathing go to shop?
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︎ May 08 2021
Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable
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︎ May 07 2021
Why does Dolly Parton always spill her coffee?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
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