A list of puns related to "Caffeine"
I'd hate for him to fall asleep at the wheel.
Would you call it a cof(fee)?
Get it? a fee, but coffee?
A coffee cat.
... but every time I have it I get coffee.
"One coffee please."
"I'm sorry, our coffeemachine is broken. How about a tea?"
"No thanks, I need some caffeine. Some pep see?"
"How about a Coca Cola?"
But I finally got it down to a tea.
I guess that makes it a Red Bull without a cause.
I mean it is a calf-einated beverage.
I am not one to refuse charry tea.
Because it was just ground this morning
Everyone has to be careful with child punography these days.
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I asked him what chemical it was.
"Caffeine" was his reply.
It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.
I work at Speedway, and I was stocking coffee creamers, when this exchange went down;
Me: "Hey, do we have any more of that Stok creamer in the back?"
Him: "Nah, we're actually... out of Stok."
Me: "Get out."
Note: He has a 3 month-old daughter now, so I guess I should get used to it.