Coca-Cola is my beverage of choice when I eat lunch
      Its very good in that soda occasion
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︎ Feb 22 2021
        
       
      
     
      What's a pirates favorite cola?
      
      
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︎ Oct 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      I was hit by some coca cola today...
      ...it didn't hurt because it was a soft drink.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
        
       
      
     
      TIL that cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
      
      
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︎ Sep 04 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What if I lifted a pack of Coca-Cola over my head for twenty minutes a day every day?
      That would be soda pressing.
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︎ May 08 2020
        
       
      
     
      Hey Google! Translate βΒΏComo estas frijole Coca Cola?β into English.
      Google: Ok... But youβre not gonna like it...
βHowya bean pop?β
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︎ Aug 08 2020
        
       
      
     
      Did you hear about the ghost that was arrested for inhabiting a bottle of cola?
      He was done for possession of coke.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
        
       
      
     
      I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.
      It's quite the ambitious colabeeration
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︎ May 10 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A guy came into the bar to order a glass of Coca-Cola's first diet drink, saying to put it on his bill.
      
      
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︎ Jun 04 2020
        
       
      
     
      A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane
      
      
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︎ Feb 01 2020
        
       
      
     
      A bear walks into a bar and says βGive me a whiskey and... cola.β
      Bartender: βWhy the big pause?β
Bear: βIβm not sure... I was born with them.β
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︎ Sep 02 2019
        
       
      
     
      Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing.
      They always ask "is Pepsi okay"?
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︎ Jun 01 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What did kim Kardashian say when marrying coca cola?
      
      
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︎ Sep 30 2019
        
       
      
     
      As a roman emperor, I really like to drink Coca Cola. The ordinary people?
      
      
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︎ May 07 2019
        
       
      
     
      What does Diet Coke call Coca Cola after adoption?
      
      
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︎ Jul 08 2019
        
       
      
     
      I used to have a work in a job crushing coca cola cans
      But I quit - it was soda pressing
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︎ Apr 21 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What state is home to the smallest Coca Cola factory?
      
      
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︎ Jul 11 2019
        
       
      
     
      Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we did.
      We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
        
       
      
     
      The Coca Cola employe of the month
      Coca Cola creator: Glass bottles are to expensive. We need something new and cheeper to produce.
Employe of the month: I have an idea on something that CAN⦠giggles
Coca Cola creator: THATS IT!!!!! We can sell them in plastic!!!!!
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︎ Jul 08 2019
        
       
      
     
      What do you get when you replace the carbonation in a cola with helium?
      
      
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︎ Apr 26 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I was at a party when I realized there was a line to get a cup of lemonade and a line to get a cup of cola but there wasnβt a line to get punch.
      
      
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︎ Aug 23 2018
        
       
      
     
      What do you get when you drop a Coca-Cola Zero?
      
      
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︎ Sep 29 2018
        
       
      
     
      Is the President of Coca-cola a Coke Head ?
      
      
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︎ Mar 14 2019
        
       
      
     
      Instead of using weights, I've started lifting with cases of Coca-Cola...
      
      
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︎ Oct 23 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      In Mexico, Coca Cola is made with cane sugar...
      I guess you could call it "Coke-cane."
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︎ Nov 19 2017
        
       
      
     
      Did you hear about the Coca Cola truck crashing into the sheep farm?
      
      
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︎ Oct 22 2017
        
       
      
     
      If you make a candy cane using Coca-Cola...
      Would it be called coke cane?
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︎ Sep 15 2014
        
       
      
     
      Someone hit me with a can of cola....
      But I didn't get hurt as it is a soft drink.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
        
       
      
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