I was hit by some coca cola today...
...it didn't hurt because it was a soft drink.
What's a pirates favorite cola?
TIL that cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
Hey Google! Translate “¿Como estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.
Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...
“Howya bean pop?”
What if I lifted a pack of Coca-Cola over my head for twenty minutes a day every day?
That would be soda pressing.
Did you hear about the ghost that was arrested for inhabiting a bottle of cola?
He was done for possession of coke.
A guy came into the bar to order a glass of Coca-Cola's first diet drink, saying to put it on his bill.
I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.
It's quite the ambitious colabeeration
A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane
A bear walks into a bar and says „Give me a whiskey and... cola.“
Bartender: „Why the big pause?“
Bear: „I‘m not sure... I was born with them.“
Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing.
They always ask "is Pepsi okay"?
What did kim Kardashian say when marrying coca cola?
As a roman emperor, I really like to drink Coca Cola. The ordinary people?
What state is home to the smallest Coca Cola factory?
What does Diet Coke call Coca Cola after adoption?
Spent all day rinsing several palates of damaged Coca-Cola cans at the food bank today. The stuff at the bottom was ... gross. At home mom asked what we did.
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
The Coca Cola employe of the month
Coca Cola creator: Glass bottles are to expensive. We need something new and cheeper to produce.
Employe of the month: I have an idea on something that CAN… giggles
Coca Cola creator: THATS IT!!!!! We can sell them in plastic!!!!!
What do you get when you replace the carbonation in a cola with helium?
I used to have a work in a job crushing coca cola cans
But I quit - it was soda pressing
Is the President of Coca-cola a Coke Head ?
I was at a party when I realized there was a line to get a cup of lemonade and a line to get a cup of cola but there wasn’t a line to get punch.
What do you get when you drop a Coca-Cola Zero?
Instead of using weights, I've started lifting with cases of Coca-Cola...
In Mexico, Coca Cola is made with cane sugar...
I guess you could call it "Coke-cane."
Did you hear about the Coca Cola truck crashing into the sheep farm?
If you make a candy cane using Coca-Cola...
Would it be called coke cane?
Someone hit me with a can of cola....
But I didn't get hurt as it is a soft drink.
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