Polyps Puns

A list of puns related to "Polyps"

I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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On Colon Polyps

Dad Question: Do you know why I have so many polyps? Dad Response: Crappy Genetics, get it?!

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👤︎ u/murmalerm
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.

He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.

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👤︎ u/DweadPiwateWoberts
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.

... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.

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👤︎ u/Weekend833
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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Mom laughed in the face of cancer with a dad joke this morning...

My mom is going in for a colonoscopy this morning. Maybe a polyp, maybe cancer, maybe not.

I hugged her this morning and said "Good luck."

She replied "Oh, thanks. I hope it'll come out alright in the end."

I was devastated. Damn!

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👤︎ u/Rasalom
📅︎ Jan 29 2016
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