An Exorcyst.
I told her "okay, if you incyst"
But it's really growing on me.
It's a seize and de-cyst order!
With a large, painful lump under his armpit. In a slight panic, the man asks the doctor if there's any way he can help by informing him of what the massive growth is.
The doctor looks carefully and slightly questioning his diagnosis says, "A cyst?"
"Right", says the man, "I'd love to know what the hell this thing is and if you can help me with it".
His cyst-er
An ex-or-cyst?
I think he's ab cyst.
Hi guys, I have a friend who has recently has surgery on her back to remove some cysts. I'm going to give her a get well card and I want to put as many back/cyst/surgery/recovery/etc. related puns or general sayings as I can for a goofy card that will hopefully give her some chuckles.
E.g. "You're like a CYSTer to me", "Hope you get BACK to being well soon", "You've been through enough PUNishment". Etc.
Help me Reddit you're my only hope. :)
So my dad owns a computer repair company, and he needed surgery for a cyst in his neck today.
He sent me a picture of his head wrapped in bandages when he was on his way home saying "Added in some memory today". To which I responded: "Did they have to RAM it in?".
Re: Cyst
A pharma-cyst
I was 16 and had found a small cyst (marble sized) in my scrotum. My regular Doc. had referred me to a Urologist, my dad came along "for support"
Dr: Hello, I'm Dr. so and so, what brings you in to see me?
Dad: Well it's my son here, apparently he has grown a third testicle.
Dr: I see, if that's case, the truth is you don't need me, you need to get your son an agent!
A Ray-Cyst.
I wasn't really listening to everything the doctor said, but he definitely said it involved a narci cyst
So my mom had emergency surgery for an ovarian cyst this week. She's home since, and people are calling just to see how she is.
The day after the surgery, my mom is still weak and can't walk very well. The phone rings, so I pick it up for her, it's my aunt. After the usual "Hi, how are yous," she says to me, "So, how's her cyst-a?"
My back has been hurting lately, an last night when my girlfriend came by, she did me the favor of rubbing my back. As she got lower, I told her about a smallish fatty lump on my lower right side. She asked if it hurt to rub or touch, and I said calmly without thinking, "nah, it hasn't hurt anyone, doesn't ever do anything but cyst there."
We sat in silence for a few seconds as we realized what just happened. I couldn't stop smiling, but the house groaned.
My dad learned he has some kind of cyst in his sinus cavity and was told to avoid getting removed immediately. When he told me this I replied "So you should recyst getting it removed?". We both chuckled a little longer than we should have.
A pharma-cyst
