A list of puns related to "Sac"
He told me it was a dead-end job.
Raveoli
It was such a dead end job.
Because he upset the NEIGHHHHbors!
"I started giggling stupidly because...
I realised that it had reached a dead end!"
Molecule-de-sac
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
Grandpa: the young boy in the neighborhood is really mean. He fed the neighbors cat gasoline. It ran around the cul de sac a couple times. Then up a tree. Then down the tree. Then it just plopped over
Me: Dead?
Grandpa: No. It just ran out of gas.
We flipped on the TV the other night and happened to come across a documentary on the mating ritual of the grouse. As the males danced on the lek, majestically splaying their feathers and swelling their neck sacs, my wife looked at me and said:
My wife: "Are you as turned on as I am?"
Me: "Absolutely. You could consider me highly agroused."
Oh, how I bathed in the cringe-worthy look on her face. Huzzah!
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