They tried to sack her, and she didn’t have a leg to stand on...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Why is Santa’s sack so full?

He only comes once a year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Hit the wrong sack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beonebagge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack...

...because I took a couple of days off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhansh1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.

I felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Cat-nap-sack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleek_Hare
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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When a department store santa loses his job does he get the sack?

Do human cannonballs get fired?

Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?

Do prostitutes get laid off?

Do trapeze artists get let go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What’s a ruck sack’s favourite bread

A BAGette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/STIMY6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...

It was felt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why does Santa have a big sack...

Because he only comes once a year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THICCse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why does Santa bring a very big sack?

Because he only comes once a year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afilipinoweeb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElChepeNolon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I was stuck on a crossword the other day, with a word for a postman's sack.

'How many letters were there?' There were loads in there!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a burglar's loot sack?

An accessory to the crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingerbearsw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only cums once a year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pronepali
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What does a communist pirate call a sack of potatoes?

Arrrr potatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTrolz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I have have managed to save $10 towards a large sack of raisins.

It's in my current account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buggaboobooy
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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He's got the sack yet again this year!!!!

Santa clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkunkyMonkey30
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I got the sack from the Dermatology Clinic for misdiagnosing shingles...

Which I thought was a little rash.

From Dad Joke of the day on facebook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I find I can carry large sacks of dahlia tubers with ease, although the eerie glow they emit is somewhat offputting.

They must be light bulbs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevebox2345
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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How long does pepper last in the sack?

I don’t know, I don’t have the thyme to find out those spicy details.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadekinsjackson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

I also lost April...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_solidwarp_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Everton sack Ronald koeman

Everton have today announced the departure of Ronald koeman.

In his final interview he said, "I'm only koeman, I can only do so much"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilsomeFour
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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If you sack groceries for a living, you really have no choice but to put everything in.

'cause as they say, baggers can't be choosers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shahooster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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What do you get when you put two angry bovine in a burlap sack?

A pair of testy cows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southernmail
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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It was getting late so I decided to hit the sack

After a while it started to hurt so I went to sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttal027
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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While watching football, the announcer mentioned the team averaged 6-1/2 sacks a game. My wife says "How do you get half a sack?"...

... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeatherDan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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Cashier at the convenience store asks, "Did you need a sack?"

Dad replies, "Oh, no - we each have our own."

Cashier looks at my dad like a perv while his grin slowly fades back to :[

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabelam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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β€œI used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSupraDixk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaylala365
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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