Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was InTents.

FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PianoPlayer1323
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Boss said he’d fire me if I made any more country puns

It was the end of my Korea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
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What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?

Hot Dam!

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[OC] Fire power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobotics5
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Fire engine
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire

I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What kind of fire moistens?

A humidifier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."

"Then you’ll have a match."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?

K9P.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:

β€œSanta: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”

Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: β€œA B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”

β€œWell Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”

β€œAnd I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?

He egg-xited..

From my 8 year old today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bondutch88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...

It was a hot mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".

He was a great man but a terrible Fireman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...

Over a million soles were lost.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords! reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorkyautisticgirl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.

He called them missile toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires

because if they did the tents would be in a across fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairlegnumber4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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A butt lit a house on fire...

So I guess he committed Arse-on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepOut75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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General: "Fire at will!"

Soldier: "Which one's Will?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.

He had no idea he had started a turf war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flash17k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture

I have a hunch, it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...

Arson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?

It was due the second hand smoke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I dropped my steak into the fire.

Well done, me, well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demented_Sandwich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call an 'O' on fire?

Flamingo

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I would say my puns are on fire

But I’m afraid of what might happen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rrenphoenixx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I stole fire from the gods

But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire

He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacononwaffles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?

Flaming young

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImprezaGrant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.

It was a match made in heaven.

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Build a man a fire and he’s warm for a day...

...set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepunis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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His gun fires bullets imprinted with "Dumbass"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hyaaaa_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Fire fighting
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.

It was used as grounds for dismissal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turbodeeznuts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.

Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anynamethatworks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?

Hot Dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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It was a great fire..

It was a bon-fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamgroot222
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My fire tonight...

Was lit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoFluffaPup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

K9-Pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch that it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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