Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
FYI I’m ready for your best fire puns.
Boss said he’d fire me if I made any more country puns
It was the end of my Korea
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
What kind of fire moistens?
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:
“Santa: you’ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?”
Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: “A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
“Well Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?”
“And I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!”
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
From my 8 year old today.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
Anyone else here a fan of Fire Emblem? Because I CHROMposed some great puns of one of the main lords!
reddit.com/gallery/jy2d6n
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
A butt lit a house on fire...
So I guess he committed Arse-on
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
I dropped my steak into the fire.
Well done, me, well done.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
I would say my puns are on fire
But I’m afraid of what might happen
I stole fire from the gods
But I couldn't fence it. It was too hot.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
Build a man a fire and he’s warm for a day...
...set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.
His gun fires bullets imprinted with "Dumbass"
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch that it might be me.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
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