So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
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οΈ May 18 2021
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
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οΈ Jan 21 2021
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents. (Intense)
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οΈ May 20 2021
No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
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οΈ Apr 11 2021
What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?
He learned that you can't have your kayak and heat it too
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οΈ May 22 2021
I recently finished fire fighting school
Itβs where I got my first degree
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οΈ Apr 30 2021
I was standing in line waiting to have my hair cut, when I noticed that no one had started a fire yet.
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
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οΈ Apr 16 2021
My wife saw me almost catch myself on fire, after putting gas on a campfire.
She yelled βWhat are you, retardant!?β
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οΈ May 08 2021
Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?
Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.
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οΈ May 03 2021
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
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οΈ Apr 01 2021
A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.
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οΈ Apr 07 2021
Why are firemen so passionate about fire?
You could say that they have a burning interest.
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
Our local fire station burnt down today.
Apparently, somebody left the irony on.
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οΈ Mar 12 2021
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
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οΈ Mar 24 2021
I survived a fire, and lost everything
At least I'm smoking hot, now.
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οΈ Apr 13 2021
What do you call when you lit an 'O' on fire?
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οΈ Apr 13 2021
Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
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οΈ Apr 03 2021
Why does it take one match to start a forest fire....
....but a whole box to start a camp fire.
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οΈ Mar 31 2021
Breaking news: Fire at Circus
Fire chief says itβs pretty in tents
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οΈ Mar 10 2021
What do you call an onion that can spit fire?
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οΈ Feb 28 2021
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
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οΈ Feb 05 2021
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
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οΈ Jan 01 2021
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I canβt think of any more other than pun-ch line
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
[OC] Fire power
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οΈ Jan 10 2021
Fire engine
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οΈ Dec 28 2020
i was training in the military, and our instructor told us to fire at will.
few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"
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οΈ Mar 09 2021
What did the Mexican fire chief name his son
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?
With a fire distinguisher.
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldnβt get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
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οΈ Oct 16 2020
I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.
That's a first degree burn.
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, whatβs on the outside?
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
Did you hear about the circus fire?
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οΈ Apr 05 2021
No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.
But Quasimodo had a hunch.
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οΈ Feb 18 2021
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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οΈ Mar 19 2021
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, whatβs on the outside?
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
Did you hear about the Circus fire??
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οΈ Mar 08 2021
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
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οΈ Nov 22 2020
Did you hear about the circus fire?
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οΈ Mar 09 2021
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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οΈ Dec 04 2020
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