So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyNameIsVoodoo
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I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.

He just didn’t cut it.

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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents. (Intense)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpookyCatMischief
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No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?

He learned that you can't have your kayak and heat it too

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GarageAromatic
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2021
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I recently finished fire fighting school

It’s where I got my first degree

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jobamabama
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I was standing in line waiting to have my hair cut, when I noticed that no one had started a fire yet.

I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."

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My wife saw me almost catch myself on fire, after putting gas on a campfire.

She yelled β€œWhat are you, retardant!?”

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Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?

Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.

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How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?

No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.

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A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.

I guess he urned it.

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Why are firemen so passionate about fire?

You could say that they have a burning interest.

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Our local fire station burnt down today.

Apparently, somebody left the irony on.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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There was a fire at the shoe factory...

Luckily no soles were lost

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MemeLord12457
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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I survived a fire, and lost everything

At least I'm smoking hot, now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shay9999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2021
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What do you call when you lit an 'O' on fire?

A flaming-O

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?

It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2021
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Why does it take one match to start a forest fire....

....but a whole box to start a camp fire.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2021
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Breaking news: Fire at Circus

Fire chief says it’s pretty in tents

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2021
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What do you call an onion that can spit fire?

A rap scallion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Curiosity-Killed-The
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?

Hot Dam!

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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[OC] Fire power
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRobotics5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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Fire engine
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i was training in the military, and our instructor told us to fire at will.

few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his son

Jose

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How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?

With a fire distinguisher.

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I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire

I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

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My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".

He was a great man but a terrible Fireman

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I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....

It was Ant-Agonizing.

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There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
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Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.

That's a first degree burn.

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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OwenJthomas89
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents

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No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.

But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2021
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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19 2021
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If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?

K9P

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Did you hear about the Circus fire??

It was "in tents"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Adithya_Meher
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was intense

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2021
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If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?

K9P.

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If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P.

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