So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsVoodoo
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.

He just didn’t cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellgames01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents. (Intense)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpookyCatMischief
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?

He learned that you can't have your kayak and heat it too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarageAromatic
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I recently finished fire fighting school

It’s where I got my first degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jobamabama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I was standing in line waiting to have my hair cut, when I noticed that no one had started a fire yet.

I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My wife saw me almost catch myself on fire, after putting gas on a campfire.

She yelled β€œWhat are you, retardant!?”

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Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?

Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladCricket
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?

No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.

I guess he urned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1P221
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why are firemen so passionate about fire?

You could say that they have a burning interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonDrizzle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Our local fire station burnt down today.

Apparently, somebody left the irony on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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There was a fire at the shoe factory...

Luckily no soles were lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeLord12457
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I survived a fire, and lost everything

At least I'm smoking hot, now.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What do you call when you lit an 'O' on fire?

A flaming-O

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?

It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Why does it take one match to start a forest fire....

....but a whole box to start a camp fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Breaking news: Fire at Circus

Fire chief says it’s pretty in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What do you call an onion that can spit fire?

A rap scallion.

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?

Hot Dam!

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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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[OC] Fire power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobotics5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Fire engine
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i was training in the military, and our instructor told us to fire at will.

few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdalgarDietbitch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his son

Jose

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?

With a fire distinguisher.

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I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire

I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".

He was a great man but a terrible Fireman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....

It was Ant-Agonizing.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.

That's a first degree burn.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.

But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepenguinja
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Did you hear about the Circus fire??

It was "in tents"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adithya_Meher
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?

Bernadette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?

K9P.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

K9P.

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