What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
From my 8 year old today.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
A butt lit a house on fire...
So I guess he committed Arse-on
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
What do you call a woman who throws all of her bills on the fire?
Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
I saw this Fire Emblem jokester on r/cursedcomments
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day
I love to set things on fire. So does my wife. So does our kid.
The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."
Lyre, Lyre, Apollo’s on fire
I was messing around with my wife while we were camping and accidentally lit her hair on fire...
She’s not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.
I just set an elevator on fire
It just went up in flames
I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire
Just something I ass pyre to
A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
A kid lights his house on fire.
Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up That’s arson.
That booty’s on Fire
I guess you could say its arson
It is weird to see signs that say "In case of fire, don't use elevator". Everyone knows water is better to put on fires than an elevator.
So me and Eddie Vedder go camping, but he insists on building the fire
He says “My campfires are better, man.”
I wasn’t too excited when I caught on fire.
I saw on the news that there was a circus fire.
What did the priest say when he saw that the church was on fire?
What do you call a pirate that sets a house on fire
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
One day, my buddy and I were playing a game of cribbage and I was far ahead of him. He told me “Man, you are on fire.”
I shouted back at him “Then put me out already!”
Bar talk: Dude 1: What was that song by Eric Burdon again; something about love is on fire? Dude 2: Yeah. Yeah. "Love is a burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring..."
Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."
Throw the log on the fire
What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
I really love setting things on fire, so does my wife and our kid.
The first time he set fire to a building I said "Yep, that's arson".
There's H20 on the inside of a fire hydrant, but what's on the outside?
What's on the inside of a fire hydrant?
H2O.
What's on the outside of the hydrant?
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