So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents. (Intense)
No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?
He learned that you can't have your kayak and heat it too
I recently finished fire fighting school
It’s where I got my first degree
I was standing in line waiting to have my hair cut, when I noticed that no one had started a fire yet.
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
My wife saw me almost catch myself on fire, after putting gas on a campfire.
She yelled “What are you, retardant!?”
Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?
Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.
Why are firemen so passionate about fire?
You could say that they have a burning interest.
Our local fire station burnt down today.
Apparently, somebody left the irony on.
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
I survived a fire, and lost everything
At least I'm smoking hot, now.
What do you call when you lit an 'O' on fire?
Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
Why does it take one match to start a forest fire....
....but a whole box to start a camp fire.
Breaking news: Fire at Circus
Fire chief says it’s pretty in tents
What do you call an onion that can spit fire?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
i was training in the military, and our instructor told us to fire at will.
few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"
What did the Mexican fire chief name his son
How do you tell the difference between a chemical fire and an electrical fire?
With a fire distinguisher.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
I got caught up in a Fire Ant's Nest....
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner
Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.
That's a first degree burn.
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
No one could figure out who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame.
But Quasimodo had a hunch.
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
Did you hear about the Circus fire??
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Did you hear about the circus fire?
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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