I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.
She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Having a blast!
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I made up a joke about the sound a tap makes when you turn it on full blast, but no one got it.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Man lives through plutonium blast
http://imgur.com/gallery/gviQXp5
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.
I said boy I canβt turn this down.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.
I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
C'mon guys. We're gonna have a blast!
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︎ Nov 26 2017
Dad walks into the room and blasts some gas and says....
Hey! Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?!
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︎ Sep 27 2014
Every morning when I was in grade school my Dad would blast this song NONSTOP.
Good morning good morning good morning!
Everytime the song would restart the complaining from me and my brothers would be drowned out by the laughter of my Dad.
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︎ Mar 25 2014
Playing my guitar on full blast is my forte
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︎ Jan 11 2014
My boyfriend's Dad's response to my Mountain Dew Baja Blast
"Oh you got that blue drank? ........it's a hip hop joke"
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︎ Feb 16 2014
There was an explosion at the pie factory.
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
The bomb didn't want to go off.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
So you know the programming language C...
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
What do you call a dinosaurβs fart?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Kaboom
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I went to the dynamite convention yesterday
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
The bro with the tribal tattoos that is blasting Nickleback and is vaping all the time, has an annoying voice.
But it's mostly his axe-scent.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
What do you call an exploding DeLorean
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet
Iβve been having a blast
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︎ Jul 29 2020
How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What does Batmanβs cowl show the lower half of his face?
So the police can see heβs white and not blast him.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Titles are hard
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What did the extremists do at summer camp?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I was involved in a bombing a few years ago.
Such a blast from the past
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︎ Mar 14 2020
A pie factory has exploded injuring 4 members of staff
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
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︎ Mar 20 2020
What did the terrorist wish to his colleague on his birthday?
Congratulations! Have a blast.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Iβve never gone to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Just got blasted with this one
My friends Dad got a salt shotgun for Christmas to kill flies with.
Dad: Hey guys, if the cops come to the door and if they ask if we have any weapons, we can tell them we have an A-salt rifle.
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︎ Feb 02 2014
Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
People with diarrhea literally don't have their shit together.
Bu they're having a blast.
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︎ May 27 2019
What did the floor get when it was naughty?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
A saw a $1 radio for sale that said the volume knob was stuck on full blast
At that moment I knew I couldnt turn it down
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︎ Feb 19 2019
What do you call a caveman's fart?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What do you call a cavemans fart?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What do you call a fart from a caveman?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What do you call a cavemanβs fart?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call a caveman fart?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
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