Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19
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There will be a baby boom in 9 months.

And in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaCheddar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Siss, boom, bah.

What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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In ~9 moths, there's going to be a baby boom. These babies will be known as "Coronials" and will grow up to become a quaranteen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gjgav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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And the name of the Coronavirus baby boom generation is.......

Children of the "Quarn"

Edit: at the age of 13, we shall bestow upon them the rank of "Quaran-teen"

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On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...

He's my mast-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Boom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcroStrike
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Boom!
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Boom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisfuckinjerk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinnyy5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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BOOM!

I apologize for my explosive outburst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oath_to_Order
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Wives are like grenades, remove the ring and boom!, House is gone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Whenever I'm with my teenage children and the song "Boom Clap" by Charlie XCX comes on the radio, I will will loudly sing.....

Ka-Boom, Crap, the sound of my fart, The reek goes on and on and on and on and....

It's always a guaranteed eye-roll, especially when my daughter is with her friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EevelBob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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There will be a baby boom in 9 months and

In 2033, we will witness the rise of "Quaranteens"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user_is_name
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspenTD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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