Ah, the classic bubble speech
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerry-cherry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What do you call a train made out of bubble gum

A chew chew train

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Where do bubble wraps come from?

Don't know. It popped out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Bubble Rap 😎
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanaluvya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Bubble Rapper imgur.com/ziBHwvu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_ponder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why does Tomas like bubble gum?

Because he is a chew chew train

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brizzhizz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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When does bubble gum have no flavor?

Postaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call an almost impossible bubble?

Improbable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekkanik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I just came second in my city's big bubble blowing competition

I came so close to winning but I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?

Chew chew train.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_flexy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi

She hated the chews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Be careful to not burst your bubble.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardelol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Did you hear about the Mandalorian who was addicted to bubble tea?

He was Boba-fettered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DraconicDungeon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Hey Dad, remember you told me when you were young you used to love blowing bubbles?

Yes son I do.

Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What is a bubble's least favorite type of music?

Pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryfir891
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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[Pun request] Bubbles

Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chilehead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?

a boba fete!

...I'll just show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laplandsix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.

I call it the HEPA-weizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErockLobster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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We're all living in a bubble...

Unbeliebubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sayori-Best-Girl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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They should make bubble wrap with cherry shaped bubbles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bismuth482
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"

"Well, of course I did."

"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."

My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCsNBaseball
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Baristas can use bubble-y cream to draw amazing shapes on top of your drink.

Foam is where the art is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBigDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Why did the train love bubble gum?

Cause it was a chew chew.

I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepperelijah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...

It left a bad taste in my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixPhalaris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?

Kung Fu Man Chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rideintips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What did one bubble say to the other bubble?

Pop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NSCanunk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Pun Request: Facilities Department needs a team name for an office wide Bubble Hockey Team

Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoJohnTrumbal
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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At my house, we’re always running out of bubbles.

I guess you could say we blow through them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigTuna185
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Do you remember how fun it was blowing bubbles as a kid?

He’s back in town and wants your number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuppetNuts86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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I was outside blowing bubbles with my girlfriend just now

As they flew away I said 'These things really take my breath away'

I got back to back groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNoman
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Got some bubble wrap delivered to work.

The boss said β€œpop it in the corner”. Took me five hours!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopTrumpWANKER
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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Driving home from a bubble run

We're all ridiculously tired and the father peeps up "Looks like everyone's bubble burst"

My sigh was strong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandon539
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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i think this bubble butt pic belongs in here... (try and guess what it will be... ) imgur.com/qLpvnaV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myaltergo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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Remember when you were little and used to blow bubbles?

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Dad: "Well he's back in town and wants your number!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaGoggles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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