Ah, the classic bubble speech
What do you call a train made out of bubble gum
Where do bubble wraps come from?
Don't know. It popped out of nowhere.
Why does Tomas like bubble gum?
Because he is a chew chew train
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
What do you call an almost impossible bubble?
I just came second in my city's big bubble blowing competition
I came so close to winning but I blew it
What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
Be careful to not burst your bubble.
Did you hear about the Mandalorian who was addicted to bubble tea?
Hey Dad, remember you told me when you were young you used to love blowing bubbles?
Yes son I do.
Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you
What is a bubble's least favorite type of music?
[Pun request] Bubbles
Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"
What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?
a boba fete!
...I'll just show myself out.
I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.
I call it the HEPA-weizen.
We're all living in a bubble...
They should make bubble wrap with cherry shaped bubbles
"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"
"Well, of course I did."
"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."
My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.
Baristas can use bubble-y cream to draw amazing shapes on top of your drink.
Foam is where the art is.
Why did the train love bubble gum?
Cause it was a chew chew.
I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!
I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
What did one bubble say to the other bubble?
Pun Request: Facilities Department needs a team name for an office wide Bubble Hockey Team
Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?
At my house, we’re always running out of bubbles.
I guess you could say we blow through them.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Do you remember how fun it was blowing bubbles as a kid?
He’s back in town and wants your number
I was outside blowing bubbles with my girlfriend just now
As they flew away I said 'These things really take my breath away'
I got back to back groans
Got some bubble wrap delivered to work.
The boss said “pop it in the corner”. Took me five hours!
Driving home from a bubble run
We're all ridiculously tired and the father peeps up "Looks like everyone's bubble burst"
My sigh was strong.
i think this bubble butt pic belongs in here... (try and guess what it will be... ) imgur.com/qLpvnaV
Remember when you were little and used to blow bubbles?
Me: "Yeah, why?"
Dad: "Well he's back in town and wants your number!"