What do you call a train made out of bubble gum
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Where do bubble wraps come from?
Don't know. It popped out of nowhere.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Bubble Rap π
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︎ Dec 05 2020
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︎ Oct 28 2020
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call an almost impossible bubble?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I just came second in my city's big bubble blowing competition
I came so close to winning but I blew it
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My 4th grade teacher was a bubble gum Nazi
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Did you hear about the Mandalorian who was addicted to bubble tea?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Be careful to not burst your bubble.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What is a bubble's least favorite type of music?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Hey Dad, remember you told me when you were young you used to love blowing bubbles?
Yes son I do.
Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you
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︎ Sep 15 2019
What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?
a boba fete!
...I'll just show myself out.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
[Pun request] Bubbles
Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.
I call it the HEPA-weizen.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
We're all living in a bubble...
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︎ Oct 17 2019
They should make bubble wrap with cherry shaped bubbles
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︎ Jul 20 2019
"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"
"Well, of course I did."
"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."
My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.
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︎ Aug 06 2016
Why did the train love bubble gum?
Cause it was a chew chew.
I got a daughter otw, and the gf got me a book of dad jokes, more to come!
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︎ Jun 15 2019
I got fired from shoveling pig shit for chewing bubble gum at work...
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
What did one bubble say to the other bubble?
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Pun Request: Facilities Department needs a team name for an office wide Bubble Hockey Team
Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?
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︎ May 31 2018
At my house, weβre always running out of bubbles.
I guess you could say we blow through them.
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︎ May 15 2019
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Do you remember how fun it was blowing bubbles as a kid?
Heβs back in town and wants your number
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︎ Dec 03 2018
I was outside blowing bubbles with my girlfriend just now
As they flew away I said 'These things really take my breath away'
I got back to back groans
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︎ May 12 2018
Got some bubble wrap delivered to work.
The boss said βpop it in the cornerβ. Took me five hours!
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︎ Jul 17 2015
Driving home from a bubble run
We're all ridiculously tired and the father peeps up "Looks like everyone's bubble burst"
My sigh was strong.
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︎ Sep 19 2015
i think this bubble butt pic belongs in here... (try and guess what it will be... )
imgur.com/qLpvnaV
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︎ Oct 08 2013
Why does Tomas like bubble gum?
Because he is a chew chew train
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What do you call a train that carries bubble gum?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Remember when you were little and used to blow bubbles?
Me: "Yeah, why?"
Dad: "Well he's back in town and wants your number!"
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