Let’s be stinkers and go out the other end!!!
My stepdad told me this when I was little and every once and a while I think of it and it makes me smile. I thought it would do the same for you
Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.
"A Son of a Belch"
Thought it up yesterday! Hopefully it's original.
Because he didn't have the guts to fart
Dad - "Thats the most intelligent thing you've said all day!"
are hanging out in a stomach, one says to the other, "Let's be stinkers and go out the back door!"
Think it was a repeat.
Belgians.
All offenses aside, I’m originally from Britain and we make fun of the Irish ALL the time.
So an Irishman stumbles upon a genie’s lamp and says to himself “ooh laddy what have we found here? I tink I’ll give it a rub to see if a genie appears!”
So he does, and lo, a puff of blue smoke comes pouring out of the spout, billows into the air and the genie’s form becomes solid. It speaks, “Oh master of the lamp, I am your genie and I grant you three wishes.”
The Irishman’s eyes are wide open with glee, his cheeks and nose red with fire, he shouts “tree wishes?! That’s just brilliant!” For me first wish, I’ll have a bottle of whiskey that never runs dry.”
The genie, eyes rolling, clicks his fingers and POOF a nice big bottle of whiskey appears before the Irishman. “Well I tink we’ll have to put this to the test!” He snatches up the bottle, takes a long healthy swig, glug glug glug, and the bottle pops as he releases it from his lips, “Ahhhhhhhh!!!” And to his amazement as soon as the liquid in the bottle settled, it gave a large burping “bulp!”, released a large bubble, and when the bubble popped the bottle was full again. “WELL I’LL BE! THAT’S THE MOST INCREDIBLE TING!”
The genie, steadfastly unimpressed, reminded the Irishman “Master, I will bring you fortune, splendor, reputation, treasures beyond any imagination. You have two wishes remaining. What would master want for a wish?”
The Irishman looks to the genie and says “oh tat’s easy! I’ll have two more of these!”
...He burped 7 up
When I let out a large burp, my father will ask "Get any on you?"
You burp 7-up.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first walks up to the barman, smirks, and says "I'll have a shot of H2O"!
He downs the drink, burps, and says to the other scientist "Your turn".
The other scientist says "I'll have an H2O too!"
The Barman gives him a weird look, but poors the shot anyway.
The second scientist then drinks it and promptly dies.
He burped 7up.
It's better to burp and bear the shame than not to burp and bear the pain. #SuperSuds
After a feeding, my beautiful wife went to burp our seven month old son. He let out a gnarly burp, right in her face, to which she said, "Ew. That burp was foul, kid."
I replied with, "Did you feed him chicken salad?"
A delayed, angry smirk was a welcomed response.
So I was eating dinner with my family, including my dad who is from Belgium, and I let out a fairly loud burp. My dad said, "that's gross," and I replied, "Hey, it wasn't a full burp; I'm only half-belchin'!"
She and my dad just happened to burp at the same time. One of them was loud, and dad quickly said that the loud one was her's but she just said it was Bono's.
Dad and I look at her quizzically, so she says "because it was U2"
Someone would burp/sneeze/etc and say, "excuse me" to which he would reply "there is no excuse for you."
When i was little, my dad told me Barg's root beeer was named after the sound of the burp you make after drinking it. I believed him.
Walked into the room and asked
"What has two thumbs and burps"
did two thumbs up, burped and left the room.
The only response I got was Daaaaaddd
Dad lets out a huge burp
Me: "Dad, gross."
Dad: "Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?"
Me: ...
Housemate: burps Housemate: Pardon me. Me: You're pardoned.
It's much a reaction now that he regrets saying "pardon me".
While talking with my mom about possible names for our unborn son the name Wyatt came up. My father interjects with "I hope he isn't gassy." I walked right into that one with a "Why?" He responds "Because then he would be Wyatt Burp."
Let's go out the other end and be stinkers.
