Belching Puns

A list of puns related to "Belching"

I tried to belch on demand

But I just didn't have it in me

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👤︎ u/dmdeemer
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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An exchange between my pregnant wife and I.

Wife After belching loudly: I don't know where that came from.

Me: Your belly.

Wife: That's apparent.

Me: No you're apparent.

Commence with the sighs.

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👤︎ u/Gotelc
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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"What do you call one of those mini burps that never really gets enough acoustic momentum to become a full resounding rip?"

"A Son of a Belch"

Thought it up yesterday! Hopefully it's original.

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👤︎ u/ChaosReignsAll
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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