Projection Puns

That's a bit of a stretch

I have only my shelf to blame.

Because what he made was stolen!

"car-pool tunnel syndrome."

I sheet you knot

Me: "I guess everyone's getting Z's"

Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.

Arthur: Unite?

Lancelot: Yes I am.

Hairy Pottery.

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

... He always avoid the stakeholders.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?

But atleast she has a smoothie

Multi-level marketing

That’s when I draw the line.

A bad project manager makes up dates.

Their next car is Elon gated.

Flying Saucer

.ptsd

You could call it my pet project.

Men are now working around the clock.

While the sister was working the brother was walking around doing nothing

5 minutes pass

B: Ow S: You alright B: Yeah, just bumped into the table S: Where does it hurt B: Mitosis

What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance 🙏🏼 Have a punderful day!

Gastral Projection

They wil be some fine ass Infantry

They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.

I’m just buttoning it up now.

Billy replied “I drew a blank”

They always try to keep stake holders happy

They learn fromage

So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)

Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...

We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying “Hi” as a new animal rotates in.

So Wife goes, “Here comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”

And Son waves and says “Hi!” and giggles.

Wife: “And there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”

Son: “Hi... toots”

Wife: “Yes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”

Son: “Hi!”

Wife: “That’s the ‘Hi of the Tiger’”

Me: “... 💀 💀 💀”

Wife: “You love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”

But now they have a lot of violins

Trying to think these up has been unbearable