I knocked my son's tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.
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A quote from my dad: βso youβre going to the doctors... but thatβs actually the perfect time to go to the dentist... 2:30.... because tooth hurty *poses* dad jokes!β
Word for word what he said because he just said it a moment ago
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didnβt mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
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︎ May 06 2020
I had a tooth ache.
I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
blessed_tooth
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︎ Dec 20 2019
dog tooth fairy pun
I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
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︎ May 31 2020
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
The tooth fairy teaches children that...
they can sell body parts for money.
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︎ May 10 2020
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
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︎ May 16 2020
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
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︎ Apr 28 2020
My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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︎ Dec 28 2019
I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
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︎ Nov 07 2018
blessed_tooth
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Tooth brush
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︎ Aug 15 2019
If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth
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︎ Nov 19 2019
What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Sometimes the tooth hurts... [OC]
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︎ Aug 20 2019
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
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︎ Feb 12 2019
My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
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︎ Nov 25 2018
I am Tooth!
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︎ May 14 2019
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
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︎ Sep 30 2017
What do you call a zombie with a sweet tooth?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
What's white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?
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︎ Mar 20 2019
(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
As I was haphazardly putting up some shelving, it fell on me and chipped my tooth.
Now I'm annoyed at my shelf.
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︎ Oct 13 2017
If your dentist pulls out the wrong tooth
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︎ Feb 07 2019
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth
He said it was accidental
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︎ Apr 18 2019
They grow up so fast. My son lost his first tooth Saturday night.
He got in a fight with the bouncer at a club.
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︎ Feb 02 2019
It's unfortunate that the cop lost his tooth on job
But it's a huge responsibility & someone had to bite the bullet.
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︎ May 06 2019
My girlfriend has been complaining about her tooth hurting...
I told her it's all in her head.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
I'm having a tooth removed today.
I need this like I need another hole in my head.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
What do you call an aching tooth?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
My daughter did NOT get a visit from the Tooth Fairy last night.
Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."
Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"
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︎ Sep 01 2018
My dentist removed the wrong tooth
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
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