I knocked my son's tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.

It was axedental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astreauxs5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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A quote from my dad: β€œso you’re going to the doctors... but that’s actually the perfect time to go to the dentist... 2:30.... because tooth hurty *poses* dad jokes!”

Word for word what he said because he just said it a moment ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smoopie6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?

The dentist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EcksMarksDespot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?

He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Endersgaming4066
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daydrastik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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When did the dentist develop tooth pain?

Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wongonsomanylvls
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around

I can never get enough brownie points

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transhuman_Future
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?

Pasta al dente!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tflightz
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I had a tooth ache.

I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbiiggdd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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blessed_tooth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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dog tooth fairy pun

I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leash15
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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The tooth fairy teaches children that...

they can sell body parts for money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dejavont
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was accidental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystil_Rylvayn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoddessNyxx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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blessed_tooth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowDabber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Tooth brush
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigGorilla666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth

Is it acci-dental?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?

An accidentist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmixx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?

Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermndahippie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Sometimes the tooth hurts... [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/safetysulo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?

A Molar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..

Tuskaloosa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedeadcatsociety
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the tooth see a therapist?

To get to the root of their problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_space
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.

"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I am Tooth!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HTTYDfan1
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.

I had to pull it out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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What do you call a zombie with a sweet tooth?

A die-abetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_halalkitty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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What's white, furry and shaped like a tooth?

A molar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.

Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Advnchur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?

A bluetooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.

They're armed to the teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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As I was haphazardly putting up some shelving, it fell on me and chipped my tooth.

Now I'm annoyed at my shelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_blibinator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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If your dentist pulls out the wrong tooth

Is it..... AcciDental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth

He said it was accidental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mychemhatepage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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They grow up so fast. My son lost his first tooth Saturday night.

He got in a fight with the bouncer at a club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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It's unfortunate that the cop lost his tooth on job

But it's a huge responsibility & someone had to bite the bullet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My girlfriend has been complaining about her tooth hurting...

I told her it's all in her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mad_mister_march
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I'm having a tooth removed today.

I need this like I need another hole in my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slugggo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do you call an aching tooth?

Toof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tipsylibra
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My daughter did NOT get a visit from the Tooth Fairy last night.

Daughter: "The tooth fairy couldn't find it because it wasn't under my pillow because I found it sticking to my butt this morning."

Me: "So, what you're saying is that your lost tooth came back to bite you in the ass?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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My dentist removed the wrong tooth

It was accidental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaksev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.

They're armed to the teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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