My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth...
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Shark has a Rott-ing tooth
I chipped my tooth on a stale French loaf.
I knocked my son's tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points
I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
I had a tooth ache.
I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.
dog tooth fairy pun
I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?
Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
The tooth fairy teaches children that...
they can sell body parts for money.
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
My dentist removed the wrong tooth.
The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?
Sometimes the tooth hurts... [OC]
How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
What do you call a zombie with a sweet tooth?
As I was haphazardly putting up some shelving, it fell on me and chipped my tooth.
Now I'm annoyed at my shelf.
Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?
(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
They grow up so fast. My son lost his first tooth Saturday night.
He got in a fight with the bouncer at a club.
My girlfriend has been complaining about her tooth hurting...
I told her it's all in her head.
It's unfortunate that the cop lost his tooth on job
But it's a huge responsibility & someone had to bite the bullet.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth
What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?
My dentist removed the wrong tooth
What's white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
If your dentist pulls out the wrong tooth
Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth
He said it was accidental
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