My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth...

It was .... accidental

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👤︎ u/ixamnis
📅︎ May 21
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...

He said it was acci-dental.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 07
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Shark has a Rott-ing tooth
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I chipped my tooth on a stale French loaf.

It was painful 🇫🇷🥖

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👤︎ u/Neuroprancers
📅︎ Feb 20
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I knocked my son's tooth out with a hatchet yesterday.

It was axedental.

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👤︎ u/Astreauxs5
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?

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👤︎ u/daydrastik
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?

He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly

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👤︎ u/Endersgaming4066
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?

The dentist.

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👤︎ u/EcksMarksDespot
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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blessed_tooth
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👤︎ u/ShadowDabber
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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When did the dentist develop tooth pain?

Tooth-hurty! (2:30)

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👤︎ u/wongonsomanylvls
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?

Pasta al dente!

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👤︎ u/tflightz
📅︎ May 06 2020
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I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around

I can never get enough brownie points

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📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
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👤︎ u/TheGoddessNyxx
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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I had a tooth ache.

I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.

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👤︎ u/bbiiggdd
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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dog tooth fairy pun

I feel like there should be a pun for what the dog tooth fairy brings, but i'm at a loss. anyone have any good puns?

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👤︎ u/Leash15
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Why did the yogi refuse anesthetic to have his tooth extracted?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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The tooth fairy teaches children that...

they can sell body parts for money.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 10 2020
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The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
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👤︎ u/dejavont
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was accidental.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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👤︎ u/Mystil_Rylvayn
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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👤︎ u/dadjokeretailer
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Did you hear the latest joke about the dentist who loves tooth extraction?

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 16 2020
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blessed_tooth
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👤︎ u/ShadowDabber
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Tooth brush
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👤︎ u/NigGorilla666
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Sometimes the tooth hurts... [OC]
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👤︎ u/safetysulo
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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How do you know the tooth brush was invented by rednecks?

Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.

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👤︎ u/supermndahippie
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
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👤︎ u/h_space
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?

A Molar Bear

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.

I had to pull it out of him.

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.

"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy

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👤︎ u/simmsnation
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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I am Tooth!
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👤︎ u/HTTYDfan1
📅︎ May 14 2019
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Why did the tooth see a therapist?

To get to the root of their problems.

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👤︎ u/TheMasonX
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..

Tuskaloosa

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📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call a zombie with a sweet tooth?

A die-abetic.

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👤︎ u/_halalkitty
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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As I was haphazardly putting up some shelving, it fell on me and chipped my tooth.

Now I'm annoyed at my shelf.

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👤︎ u/the_blibinator
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.

Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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👤︎ u/Advnchur
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?

A bluetooth.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.

They're armed to the teeth.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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They grow up so fast. My son lost his first tooth Saturday night.

He got in a fight with the bouncer at a club.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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My girlfriend has been complaining about her tooth hurting...

I told her it's all in her head.

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👤︎ u/mad_mister_march
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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It's unfortunate that the cop lost his tooth on job

But it's a huge responsibility & someone had to bite the bullet.

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👤︎ u/rawSingularity
📅︎ May 06 2019
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...

He said it was acci-dental.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 07
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If your dentist pulls the wrong tooth

Is it acci-dental?

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📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a dentist who removed wrong tooth?

An accidentist.

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👤︎ u/batmixx
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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My dentist removed the wrong tooth

It was accidental

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👤︎ u/zaksev
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What's white, furry and shaped like a tooth?

A molar bear

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👤︎ u/BadPuppyZA
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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If your dentist pulls out the wrong tooth

Is it..... AcciDental

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.

They're armed to the teeth.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth

He said it was accidental

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👤︎ u/mychemhatepage
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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