A list of puns related to "Toothpaste"
I was Crest-fallen.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
It was a nice change of paste
I'm still an asshole
So my dad was going through his normal morning ritual, when he screamed "GODDAMMIT" from the bathroom. He walked out a few minutes later, looking sad.
Me: "What was the yelling about?"
Dad: "I dropped my toothpaste."
Me: "That made you upset?"
Dad: "No, ZTheJerk. Upset doesn't cover it. I'm absolutely crestfallen."
I called it Nonsenseodyne.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
The flavor is "mint to be".
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club? --A tube top!
So I tried it but it didn't mend my car at all.
It isnt mint to be swallowed.
...so as to avoid floss-contamination.
Apparently some toothpaste companies are on Santa's naughty list. Many are calling it the Coalgate Scandal.
I told her, "Ya win some, ya lose gums!".
He's really crestfallen about it.
...she felt "crestfallen."
Because it was in mint condition.
Me: "Oh yeah, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list."
Dad: "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
Technically, he did. FFS Dad
I was crestfallen.
He said crestfallen.