I purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say, "remove cap and push up bottom."

I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Credit: https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BredSolid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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I'm never using stick deodorant again...

The instructions said " remove cap and push up bottom"

I can hardly walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richo_HATS2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel

Deodorant is a scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueomegaJF
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZZiyan_11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Did you hear about the government scheme to get rid of deodorant?

They said that they are going to axe body spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Daughter: Ewww. Dad, someone at this cookout has deodorant that is not working.

Dad: It's not me - I'm not wearing any deodorant!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?

the scent of old spies gave him away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I don't know why people use odorless deodorant

It makes no scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heinderhead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant my mouth this morning.

So every time I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I decided to self-identify as deodorant

Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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When I tell my friends that I wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, they think I’m joking.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?

They like to keep it super natural.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I now identify as a can of deodorant

And before you ask...

Yes, I'm Sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeymikespeirs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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It was no Secret when I went and got my girlfriend the wrong deodorant. She acquiesced reluctantly anyway...

She said, "okay, Sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I applied so much spray deodorant in 2008 that a man suffocated.

Does that make me an Axe murderer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I always encourage everyone I know to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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my wife got angry for throwing her deodorant on the airplane

It's not my fault I let her Dove fly...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bionic80
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said β€œremove cap and twist up bottom”

It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartRipper67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works

It just doesn't make scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbunch1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My deodorant is so abrasive on my armpits

It should be called β€œerode-orant”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"

I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I hate it when Elon Musk forgets to wear deodorant and all you can smell is Elon's musk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hiralis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What do you call deodorant that smells like cheese?

de-brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.

I said sure, no sweat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.

It was a quick pit stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swb1192
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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I'm giving up spray deodorants at the end of the year.

Roll on 2018.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwhiteboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.

"With your nose" I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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I put on my deodorant and asked my friend how do I smell

He said with your nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckster360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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My New Years resolution is to stop using spray-on deodorants.

Roll on 2015!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Wexican
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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Why do clowns wear deodorant?

Because the smell funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uncle_kinksly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2013
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I ran out of deodorant.

I guess I'll go online and odor some more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilmmakerAndGamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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So my wife comes up to me and whispers, Don't tell anyone I am wearing deodorant.

Its secret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parabox1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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My brother was being stupid and his deodorant fell and hit his head...

I just hope it knocked some scents into him.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marshmello_420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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