My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
As summer approaches, it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
What deodorant does Harry Potter wear?
Ex-smelly-arMpits
As inspired by a three year old who couldn't say Expelliarmus - the charm that makes whatever your opponents holding fly out of their hand - usually their wand.
(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebody’s deodorant isn’t working...
Don’t look at me, I don’t wear that stuff!
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
....and then put it back on the shelf.
I only like two deodorants, Sure and Right Guard
Feel free to disagree, that’s just my two scents.
I just don't get people who wear deodorant.
I can't understand their Axe scent
A man was killed with only a stick of deodorant
It was the first Degree murder
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
What kind of deodorant do offensive linemen use?
What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel
Did you hear about the government scheme to get rid of deodorant?
They said that they are going to axe body spray.
Daughter: Ewww. Dad, someone at this cookout has deodorant that is not working.
Dad: It's not me - I'm not wearing any deodorant!
I don't know why people use odorless deodorant
I decided to self-identify as deodorant
Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
I applied so much spray deodorant in 2008 that a man suffocated.
Does that make me an Axe murderer?
It was no Secret when I went and got my girlfriend the wrong deodorant. She acquiesced reluctantly anyway...
my wife got angry for throwing her deodorant on the airplane
It's not my fault I let her Dove fly...
Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!
Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works
It just doesn't make scents.
My deodorant is so abrasive on my armpits
It should be called “erode-orant”
I hate it when Elon Musk forgets to wear deodorant and all you can smell is Elon's musk
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
On this can of deodorant it said "Lasts 24 hours"
So the next day I bought another can
What do you call deodorant that smells like cheese?
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
I once used Laughing Gas as a deodorant.
Smelt funny the whole day.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now I have this weird Axe scent.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent
I'm never using stick deodorant again...
The instructions said " remove cap and push up bottom"
I can hardly walk.
I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
I now identify as a can of deodorant
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure
When I tell my friends that I wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, they think I’m joking.
But that’s just my two scents.
I always encourage everyone I know to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said “remove cap and twist up bottom”
It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!
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