The inventor of Velcro just died.
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An elderly inventor was becoming depressed with his life: his hearing was failing, his wife was always nagging him, he hadn't invented anything good in years, and his former good looks had been replaced by wrinkles and sagging skin.
He goes to the doctor to discuss his depression. When he arrives back home he has a huge smile on his face. He rushed past his wife and heads into the basement, where he immediately starts tinkering with a brand new invention.
His wife comes downstairs, gives the invention a once-over, then asks "What on earth is this thing, and how this supposed to help your depression?".
"Honey, the doctor told me working on this should have me feeling better in no time!" replies the man. He then proceeds to describe in detail how the machine cracks eggs, steams them, and flips them out onto a plate in under a minute, all at the touch of a button.
"But what on earth does this have to do with your depression? What did that quack doctor tell you to do?" asks the wife
The man replies: "He told me to work on my self egg-steam".
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What award did the inventor of the knock knock jokes get??
The No-Bell Prize
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︎ Feb 22 2021
The inventor of the crossword puzzle lives near me...
He's 3 streets across and 2 down.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I'd like to personally thank the inventor of the mini skirt...
My balls have never felt so free.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
The inventor of predictive text has died.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian
I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Have you heard about the new book by Rubik's Cube inventor ErnΕ Rubik?
It's full of twists and turns.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
There was an inventor in the late 1800s who despised bells, he designed a device that would eliminate every bell in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
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︎ Aug 07 2020
The inventor of Hard and Shoulders shampoo died. At the funeral, his wife gave a 20 minute moving eulogy...
There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!
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︎ Oct 06 2020
The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!
Thereβs no cough-in at his funeral.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
The inventor...
... of the sexual innuendo has passed away.
His wife is taking it very hard
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.
They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
An Inventor in the 1800s created a device that instantly eliminated all bells in the world.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Met the inventor of the windowsill the other day.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What do you say to the inventor of 0?
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︎ May 20 2020
My son has been learning about inventors at school and came home today desperate to know my favourite ground breaking invention.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!
It's a rags to riches story
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︎ Mar 12 2020
The inventor of the USB stick has sadly died.
His life was over in a flash.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
The inventor of Velcro was skeptical about the name at first
But after a while it stuck with him
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Apparently the inventor of auto-correct has died.
His funeral is next monkey.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
I met the inventor of the car bumper today.
I think I made an impression.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
I hope the inventor of the whiteboard realizes how truly remarkable his creation is.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
An inventor shows his friend the first knife everβ¦
His friend says, βWow! Thatβs the best thing since bread.β
The inventor says, βWell, Iβm about to blow your mind.β
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︎ Jul 16 2017
The inventor of the calendar was so excited about his new discovery that he ran to his wife to tell her.
He said, βYour days are numbered!β
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︎ Nov 03 2018
What did the inventor of the chalkboard say about their invention?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What did the inventor of the walkie-talkie call a nightmare?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
The inventor of fairy bread passed away yesterday. Hundreds and thousands attended his funeral.
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︎ May 28 2019
The inventor of the piano..
..probably made a few grand off of it.
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︎ May 04 2015
The inventor of the Velcro has died.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What award did the inventor of the knock-knock joke get?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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︎ May 06 2017
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
The inventor of knock knock jokes won a prize
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︎ Aug 19 2019
What award did the inventor of the knock knock joke win?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
The inventor of the "knock knock" joke should receive a "No-Bell" prize
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︎ Nov 26 2014
The inventor of velcro died today.
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︎ Sep 05 2018
How did the inventor of the calendar inform his wife about his accomplishment?
He said, βYour days are numbered!β
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