He goes to the doctor to discuss his depression. When he arrives back home he has a huge smile on his face. He rushed past his wife and heads into the basement, where he immediately starts tinkering with a brand new invention.
His wife comes downstairs, gives the invention a once-over, then asks "What on earth is this thing, and how this supposed to help your depression?".
"Honey, the doctor told me working on this should have me feeling better in no time!" replies the man. He then proceeds to describe in detail how the machine cracks eggs, steams them, and flips them out onto a plate in under a minute, all at the touch of a button.
"But what on earth does this have to do with your depression? What did that quack doctor tell you to do?" asks the wife
The man replies: "He told me to work on my self egg-steam".
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
The No-Bell Prize 🕺🏼
He's 3 streets across and 2 down.
My balls have never felt so free.
His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
It blew him away.
Rubbing his hands
It was a match made in heaven.
It's full of twists and turns.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!
There’s no cough-in at his funeral.
... of the sexual innuendo has passed away.
His wife is taking it very hard
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
RIP: 1976 - 1130
Thanks for nothing.....
I said the shovel
It's a rags to riches story
His life was over in a flash.
But after a while it stuck with him
His funeral is next monkey.
I think I made an impression.
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
His friend says, “Wow! That’s the best thing since bread.”
The inventor says, “Well, I’m about to blow your mind.”
He said, “Your days are numbered!”
A screamie dreamie.
..probably made a few grand off of it.
He got a no-bell prize
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
It was a nobel prize
The No bell prize.