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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekvala
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?

Walking

JK

Rolling

sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xDaf2ya
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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The author of my favourite DIY book?

Bill Jerroan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?

Autobiography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kool_Kunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh

Jk Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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She is such a great author... here's my favorite quote from her.

"That's what."

-She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?

It's a web-cite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Transplant (Author isn’t me, but I don’t know who it is)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadic_Inferno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What kind of dog do authors get?

Plott hound.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you hear about the author who was revealed to be a fraud after he died?

His life had its prose and cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc

Because he wanted to use a pen name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I was surprised the recent author competition actually went through.

I'd heard it was a write-off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreakBye
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My poor friend the author has been really struggling lately...

I try to be supportive and say β€œwrite on, brother” every time I see him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history

I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Who is a young cow's favorite author?

Moo Willems.

(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondjimbond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.

He said to try Sarah Topps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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It always felt really weird to me how male authors are obsessed with the female body.

Always going on and on about their webbed feet and soft, insulated.... Oh wait, that's male otters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register

I guess his story didn't check out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/immasebe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What type of blood does a author have?

Type-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roecaro1HD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Who was the most famous author in Skyrim?

Fus Roald Dahl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meme_War_Pepe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Ask the Librarian if she knew of any authors that wrote novels about dinosaurs.

She said try Sarah Topps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?

Eggatha Christie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenzycowboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What’s the author of Harry Potter’s favorite way of going down a hill?

Walking

JK, Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinJJ3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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A controversial British-Indian author was found dead today by a Swiss man today when he opened a can of fish to make a potato cake.

It is believed to be a salmon rosti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicsnail14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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My author friend claims that he β€˜accidentally’ glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N4M34RRT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Why don't bookworms make good authors?

Because their plots are always full of holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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57 years after his death, we discovered that this one famous author made a path for small rodents who really want to throw themselves off a cliff...

He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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How did the Harry Potter author get down the hill?

Falling! Jk, Rowling....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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A best-selling author...

Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmaster1998
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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What is the author Harry Potter's favorite method of transportation?

Walking.

JK Rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RowsingBreddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Can't afford my daughter's college tuition so I'm planning a heist. My getaway driver is a best selling author.

He really knows how to book it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What do all great authors have in common?

None of them have typo blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquirrelDragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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I found a recently published book by my favorite author, he’s been dead for years.

I have a feeling it was ghost written.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughthedragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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There's this author I'd really like to meet.

His last name's Turner. He writes books with his wife, Paige, and they're so good I can't seem to put them down. I want to talk to him, but he doesn't own a cell phone.

I guess I'll have to page Turner, who writes page-turners with Paige Turner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatRiddled
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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What did the author say when he finally finished the science fiction novel he had been working on for the past 5 years?

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_a_writer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Who is a pirates favorite author?

Margaret Atwood. Did you expect George Arr Arr Martin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taumeson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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What allergy ridden English author wrote novels about a British spy?

Ian Phlegming

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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Meeting a famous author.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgwz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2013
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When writing papers, I used to have problems citing works by many authors. Now I have no trouble et al.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/celt1299
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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Does any have any good puns regarding famous authors or book titles? I'm in desperate need!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvTheSmev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2013
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Why was the rooster more proud of his chick who became a musician than his other two chicks who became authors?

Because a bird in the band is worth more than two in a book

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gudotwo2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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The author of my biology book must be a dad

http://imgur.com/ZNeesEp

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The author of my history book is a dad for sure

One of the several excellent puns I have come across: "And then Mary made her only serious- her fatal- error: she died"

Needless to say, my concentration was shot for a few more paragraphs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/austintexan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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