Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
What do you call a dead author?
Have you heard of the drummer that became an author?
I heard he uses a lot of cymbalisms in his works
Why did the author write about pirates?
They thought it was cannon to the story.
What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.
The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.
At least he died on his own terms.
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
My professor asked me why did I put only one of the three authors as a reference.
I said that I didn’t feel tempted to do so et. al
Why do authors always arrive unannounced?
Because everyone knows the first rule of writing is “show, don’t tell”
My favorite author is S.O. Teric
You’ve probably never heard of him.
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?
An authoritative write winged government.
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
Hear about the author in jail?
They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.
What did the russian author order for breakfast?
Not original... Credit to author
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?
How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?
sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago
What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?
The author of my favourite DIY book?
The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh
Transplant (Author isn’t me, but I don’t know who it is)
She is such a great author... here's my favorite quote from her.
Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc
Because he wanted to use a pen name.
What kind of dog do authors get?
Did you hear about the author who was revealed to be a fraud after he died?
His life had its prose and cons
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
I was surprised the recent author competition actually went through.
I'd heard it was a write-off.
My poor friend the author has been really struggling lately...
I try to be supportive and say “write on, brother” every time I see him.
I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history
I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations
An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register
I guess his story didn't check out
What type of blood does a author have?
Who is a young cow's favorite author?
(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)
It always felt really weird to me how male authors are obsessed with the female body.
Always going on and on about their webbed feet and soft, insulated....
Oh wait, that's male otters
Who was the most famous author in Skyrim?
So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?
My author friend claims that he ‘accidentally’ glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
57 years after his death, we discovered that this one famous author made a path for small rodents who really want to throw themselves off a cliff...
He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.
A controversial British-Indian author was found dead today by a Swiss man today when he opened a can of fish to make a potato cake.
It is believed to be a salmon rosti.
A best-selling author...
Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?
Why don't bookworms make good authors?
Because their plots are always full of holes.
What do all great authors have in common?
None of them have typo blood
I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.
He said to try Sarah Topps.
Ask the Librarian if she knew of any authors that wrote novels about dinosaurs.
How did the Harry Potter author get down the hill?