I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?
An authoritative write winged government.
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
Hear about the author in jail?
They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
What did the russian author order for breakfast?
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?
Not original... Credit to author
How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?
sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago
The author of my favourite DIY book?
What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?
The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh
She is such a great author... here's my favorite quote from her.
Transplant (Author isn’t me, but I don’t know who it is)
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
What kind of dog do authors get?
Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc
Because he wanted to use a pen name.
Did you hear about the author who was revealed to be a fraud after he died?
His life had its prose and cons
I was surprised the recent author competition actually went through.
I'd heard it was a write-off.
My poor friend the author has been really struggling lately...
I try to be supportive and say “write on, brother” every time I see him.
I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history
I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations
Who is a young cow's favorite author?
(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)
I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.
He said to try Sarah Topps.
An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register
I guess his story didn't check out
It always felt really weird to me how male authors are obsessed with the female body.
Always going on and on about their webbed feet and soft, insulated....
Oh wait, that's male otters
What type of blood does a author have?
Who was the most famous author in Skyrim?
So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?
Ask the Librarian if she knew of any authors that wrote novels about dinosaurs.
What’s the author of Harry Potter’s favorite way of going down a hill?
My author friend claims that he ‘accidentally’ glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
A controversial British-Indian author was found dead today by a Swiss man today when he opened a can of fish to make a potato cake.
It is believed to be a salmon rosti.
Why don't bookworms make good authors?
Because their plots are always full of holes.
57 years after his death, we discovered that this one famous author made a path for small rodents who really want to throw themselves off a cliff...
He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.
How did the Harry Potter author get down the hill?
A best-selling author...
Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?
What is the author Harry Potter's favorite method of transportation?
What do all great authors have in common?
None of them have typo blood
Can't afford my daughter's college tuition so I'm planning a heist. My getaway driver is a best selling author.
He really knows how to book it
I found a recently published book by my favorite author, he’s been dead for years.
I have a feeling it was ghost written.
There's this author I'd really like to meet.
His last name's Turner. He writes books with his wife, Paige, and they're so good I can't seem to put them down. I want to talk to him, but he doesn't own a cell phone.
I guess I'll have to page Turner, who writes page-turners with Paige Turner.
What did the author say when he finally finished the science fiction novel he had been working on for the past 5 years?
Who is a pirates favorite author?
Margaret Atwood. Did you expect George Arr Arr Martin?
What allergy ridden English author wrote novels about a British spy?
When writing papers, I used to have problems citing works by many authors. Now I have no trouble et al.
Does any have any good puns regarding famous authors or book titles? I'm in desperate need!
Why was the rooster more proud of his chick who became a musician than his other two chicks who became authors?
Because a bird in the band is worth more than two in a book
The author of my biology book must be a dad
The author of my history book is a dad for sure
One of the several excellent puns I have come across: "And then Mary made her only serious- her fatal- error: she died"
Needless to say, my concentration was shot for a few more paragraphs