Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirChemi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a dead author?

A ghostwriter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thiccboipingu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Have you heard of the drummer that became an author?

I heard he uses a lot of cymbalisms in his works

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why did the author write about pirates?

They thought it was cannon to the story.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.

JK rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.

At least he died on his own terms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My professor asked me why did I put only one of the three authors as a reference.

I said that I didn’t feel tempted to do so et. al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarawatachi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why do authors always arrive unannounced?

Because everyone knows the first rule of writing is β€œshow, don’t tell”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My favorite author is S.O. Teric

You’ve probably never heard of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceCoolBrutus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels

She said, β€œTry Sarah Topps”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?

An authoritative write winged government.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaMusicista
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?

He was left with only a semicolon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ph00p
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Hear about the author in jail?

They put him in the writers block. Couldn’t get past his first sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What did the russian author order for breakfast?

Toast-oyevsky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redqueenhypo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Not original... Credit to author
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mekvala
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.

He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?

Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oakenshield-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?

"Mark my words"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?

Walking

JK

Rolling

sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xDaf2ya
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?

Autobiography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kool_Kunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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The author of my favourite DIY book?

Bill Jerroan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh

Jk Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Transplant (Author isn’t me, but I don’t know who it is)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadic_Inferno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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She is such a great author... here's my favorite quote from her.

"That's what."

-She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc

Because he wanted to use a pen name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What kind of dog do authors get?

Plott hound.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you hear about the author who was revealed to be a fraud after he died?

His life had its prose and cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?

It's a web-cite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I was surprised the recent author competition actually went through.

I'd heard it was a write-off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreakBye
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My poor friend the author has been really struggling lately...

I try to be supportive and say β€œwrite on, brother” every time I see him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history

I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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An author was mad at the store manager because not a single copy of his autobiography was making it past the cash register

I guess his story didn't check out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/immasebe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What type of blood does a author have?

Type-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roecaro1HD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Who is a young cow's favorite author?

Moo Willems.

(By my four year old... She's really been milking the cow puns lately.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondjimbond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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It always felt really weird to me how male authors are obsessed with the female body.

Always going on and on about their webbed feet and soft, insulated.... Oh wait, that's male otters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Who was the most famous author in Skyrim?

Fus Roald Dahl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meme_War_Pepe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?

Eggatha Christie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenzycowboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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My author friend claims that he β€˜accidentally’ glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N4M34RRT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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57 years after his death, we discovered that this one famous author made a path for small rodents who really want to throw themselves off a cliff...

He called it the Earnest Lemming-Way.

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A controversial British-Indian author was found dead today by a Swiss man today when he opened a can of fish to make a potato cake.

It is believed to be a salmon rosti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicsnail14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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A best-selling author...

Have you heard of the novel "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmaster1998
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Why don't bookworms make good authors?

Because their plots are always full of holes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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What do all great authors have in common?

None of them have typo blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquirrelDragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.

He said to try Sarah Topps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Ask the Librarian if she knew of any authors that wrote novels about dinosaurs.

She said try Sarah Topps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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How did the Harry Potter author get down the hill?

Falling! Jk, Rowling....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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