It's a punderful poem! reddit.com/gallery/n4h6vq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogbynnoj
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There’s this poet who cuts up his poems and rearranges them to mean something different

But he keeps tripping over his words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoup_shoup
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I wrote a poem about overthrowing governments.

It was a Haiku D’etat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratojr
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Random thoughts into Dad Poem

I dad walked into a bar

He ask for Candy in a Jar

The bar tender looked at him queer

Hey mister . we only have beer here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benny7770
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I wanted to write a poem about snow

But I couldn't make it Rime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
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I wrote an epic poem with only one line.

It's in celebration of the universe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
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I wrote a poem the other day...

I dig, he digs, she digs. She digs, I dig, he digs.

It’s not great, but it’s deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akdov
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I tried to write a poem about chicken...

But I’m not very good at poultry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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Over quarantine I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.

I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!

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My friend got married so I wrote her a poem regarding what she meant to me...

I ode her that much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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A little punny poem about love. We all need more love right now :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l17charlie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My neighbour writes poems.

He said to me "what rhymes with orange?" I said "No it doesn't",

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πŸ‘€︎ u/listerjed1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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when you love poems but you dont have much time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weakshiv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...

I hit a Homer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I wrote a poem

Time to learn haiku Syllables? Five seven five? Fuck it i give up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kleefish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Red's Whine - a weird poem I wrote

Poor Red,
Poor Red whines,
Pour red wine,
Pour red wine to mend Red's mind.
Mind the wine that ends Red's whine.
Find the time to send more wine.
For poor Red's whine, we pour more wine.
We dread the time when poor Red whines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raylan_Givens
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurlonreddit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A poem for all of you...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frankenhiemer12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?

He was dissed by the prose at a rave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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And now, a poem, courtesy of my brother-in-law

There once was a singer of old

Who then broke away from the fold

He won't give you up

He won't let you down

In short, you have been limeRick Rolled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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A dad poem

Ladies and gentleman, Hoboes and tramps, Cross-eyed beetles, And bow-legged ants. Pull up a seat, And sit on the floor.

I'm going to tell you a story I know nothing about.

One dark day, In the middle of the night. Two dead boys, They stood up to fight.

Back to back They faced each other. Drew their swords, And shot each other. The deaf policeman heard it all, She came to shoot those two dead boys.

Don't believe this lie is true? Go ahead, ask the blind man. He saw it, too.

//Don't know who to credit this, it's a poem my parents taught me at a young age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astucker85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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How would Shakespeare decide what type of pen he would use to write a poem?

2B or not 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fawwazSH
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I really dig this poem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMajicman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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I wrote a poem about the Grand Canyon.

It was deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_LumberZack_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Did you hear Old McDonald's new poem?

It's an E I E I Ode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do you call an intelligence test that asks you questions specifically about Japanese poems?

A haiQ test

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won

because it is just beta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I've written a poem about the sounds made by dogs...

It can only be read if you scan it first.

It's a bark ode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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I've started writing my updates for my team's daily meetings in the form of a nineteen-line poem with two rhymes throughout, consisting of five tercets and a quatrain.

Alas, I'm not a very good poet.

In fact, my manager told me he's never seen such a wretched scribe of scrum and villanelle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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I wrote a poem for my reflection, and when I showed it to him...

he took it the wrong way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aristotelianrob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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A poem by my Grandfather,

If you're dancing with your honey, And your nose gets runny, Don't think it's funny, Because it's snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cimpyhigh
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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What's the fastest way to write a poem?

Iambic Sprintameter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flutefreak7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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Thought I'd share my poem about how dad jokes are made.

I have a theory

That you must tell no one,

About the way

That dads make a pun.

It all starts out

With an underground meeting:

7:30 on Mondays,

With limited seating.

They talk and converse

To say their new jokes,

Like

"I'm all out of whites,

But got plenty of yokes!"

From there they spread

To dads far and wide,

For use on their kids,

All mercy aside.

There's no way to stop it,

Believe me, I've tried.

The only thing that can help

Is to plug your ears, and hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bramsayma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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I wrote a poem about communsim for english

I had to share it with the class

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Dad Poem for Harambe (Closer Remix)

So pull thay baby closer

Like that kid in your enclosure

That Harambe call his home

Shoot a bullet through his shoulder

Pull the sheets right of the corner

Of the haystack that he stole

From his brother back in jungle

Harambe's never getting older!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KappaKeppa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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Told my uncle I was reading a poem that I didn't write at my brothers wedding on Sunday

My uncle says...How are you going to read a poem that hasn't been written yet?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziggypit27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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I'm gonna tell you a poem:

I dig,

you dig,

he digs,

she digs,

it digs,

we dig,

they dig.

Not a very nice poem, but a really deep one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanko2oo1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Dad Poem

I dig, You dig, She Digs, He digs, We dig, They Dig, Now this poem isn't pretty, But it sure is deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoVender
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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Short poem I dig, he digs, she digs, we all dig.

I know its not a nice poem, but its pretty deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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Dig poem

I dig You dig We dig She dig He dig They did

Not a great poem but its really deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexthescot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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Poem

I dig,

You dig,

We dig,

He dig,

She dig,

They dig,

Now it's not a beautiful poem, but it's quite deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeRivalheli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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A dad poem

Not really a joke, but my dad would say this poem all the time.

One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords, and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to the rescue of the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asmondaus
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