Poetry Puns

But who could rock a rhyme like this?

High literature

Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.

There's lots of prose and cons.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely

But so far I’ve made 2 Vases and a Jug and they are lovely.

I said “war, ore, door”

they are both empty rappers

But he's not very good at it, it's more like doggerel.

...it was called Prose and Cons.

T.S. Elephant

I can’t stanza way they speak.

POETR

I think its coming along nicely.

The prose and cons

Could be verse

Can’t stanza the stuff

It's a Haiku coo clock.

I snapped.

because it is just beta.

One has more prose.

An Apollo-jist

She just can't stop Raven about it

"I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANZA AND CAN'T STANZA NO MORE!"

The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:

Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.

The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:

Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.

I was reading a collection of poems when I stumbled on the gem "I brought a knife to this gun fight but last night I mugged a mountain so bring that shit on I've had practice" and I thought about how it must take some serious stones to do something like that.

No wonder my coworkers hate me.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

But so far I've made 3 vases and a jug.

But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they’re lovely.

So far my jugs and vases have turned out fine

German Poe