A list of puns related to "Poetry"
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
High literature
Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.
There's lots of prose and cons.
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely
But so far Iβve made 2 Vases and a Jug and they are lovely.
I said βwar, ore, doorβ
they are both empty rappers
But he's not very good at it, it's more like doggerel.
...it was called Prose and Cons.
T.S. Elephant
I canβt stanza way they speak.
POETR
I think its coming along nicely.
The prose and cons
Could be verse
Canβt stanza the stuff
It's a Haiku coo clock.
I snapped.
because it is just beta.
One has more prose.
Itβll be called Gyp-Prose
An Apollo-jist
She just can't stop Raven about it
"I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANZA AND CAN'T STANZA NO MORE!"
The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:
Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.
The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:
Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.
I was reading a collection of poems when I stumbled on the gem "I brought a knife to this gun fight but last night I mugged a mountain so bring that shit on I've had practice" and I thought about how it must take some serious stones to do something like that.
No wonder my coworkers hate me.
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
But so far I've made 3 vases and a jug.
But so far Iβve made 3 jugs and a vase and theyβre lovely.
So far my jugs and vases have turned out fine
German Poe
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