I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references

But who could rock a rhyme like this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call poetry that was written by people smoking marijuana?

High literature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Av1at0rnm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison.

Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.

There's lots of prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumFunnyOne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I was dyslexic

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic.

But so far I’ve made 2 Vases and a Jug and they are lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5amoaJoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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My daughters was doing poetry homework and she asked me what rhymes with poor?

I said β€œwar, ore, door”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man-hat-tan
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?

they are both empty rappers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farmerette
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Dad tried to teach our Labrador to write poetry.

But he's not very good at it, it's more like doggerel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I just went to a jail poetry slam...

...it was called Prose and Cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lytical
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What's big and gray and wrote gloomy poetry?

T.S. Elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davecgibson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I hate slam poetry...

I can’t stanza way they speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I started writing poetry recently

POETR

I think its coming along nicely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieBuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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If you're going to steal some poetry, what should you consider?

The prose and cons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelots
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I've started writing German poetry

Could be verse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imjustmike
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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I always hated poetry

Can’t stanza the stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pasta-hobo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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My timepiece hangs on the wall and recites short form poetry every hour on the hour.

It's a Haiku coo clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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The poet said something offensive at yesterday's poetry slam.

I snapped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/numbgum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Say what you want about the group Anonymous, they've written some beautiful poetry over the years.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanRebalkin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won

because it is just beta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What's the difference between a group of journalists and an amateur poetry contest?

One has more prose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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I’m thinking of opening up a workshop for Romany travellers to express themselves through poetry

It’ll be called Gyp-Prose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad_muso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?

An Apollo-jist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEluminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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My little sister just discovered she loves the poetry of Edgar Allan Poe

She just can't stop Raven about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Poetry Slam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zgold2192
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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A friend got me with this one she made up today: "What did Popeye say at the end of the poetry slam?"

"I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANZA AND CAN'T STANZA NO MORE!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strangefool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2015
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There was a big poetry contest and it cane down to two finalists, an English proffessor and a native American. They had to improvise a poem from a word that the judges gave them. The word was Timbuktu...

The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:

Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.

The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:

Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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I'd like to see a lighthearted TV show called Prose and Cons- about the struggles of a poetry club in a prison.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tofflemire_dds
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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Poetry

I was reading a collection of poems when I stumbled on the gem "I brought a knife to this gun fight but last night I mugged a mountain so bring that shit on I've had practice" and I thought about how it must take some serious stones to do something like that.

No wonder my coworkers hate me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinnamonico
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eidolonxero
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My teacher told me I would never be any good at Poetry because of my dyslexia....

But so far I've made 3 vases and a jug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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They told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic

But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they’re lovely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davyh1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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They told me I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia

So far my jugs and vases have turned out fine

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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I've also started writing German Poetry

German Poe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/god_damnit_reddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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