What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
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What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?

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not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theenderkitty1
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Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.

Saved you a klick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long

A pithon

Happy pi day

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Always stay 2 meters apart
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What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 meters long?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gquinn18
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What do you call a Snake that's 3,14 meters long

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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/

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My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
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I found a snake that was exactly 3.14 meters long

I think it was a Pi-thon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A pithon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYonko27
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A 3.14 meter long snake
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

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3.14 meters!
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A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.
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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

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What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?

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There's 4 meters of snow in Slovenia.
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What do you call a snake that is 3.1415 meters long?

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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long

A Ο€ton

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meter long

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I was dropped from the 100 meters running team after I kept on getting tired before the finish line.

My coach said that I was not performing up to the mark.

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I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.

I had hopped for a better time.

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At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.
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How many meters are in a day?

Just depends on how long it is.

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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon
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I’m trying to remember who won the 100 meter dash at the Asian Games last year

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Did you hear about the physicist who ran the 100 meters wearing only suspenders?

He won the Nobelt Prize.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A python.

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If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...

... is it a milestone?

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How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole that's 243.8 yards deep and 7.3 feet in diameter?

None! There isn't any dirt in a hole!

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DellRecovery
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What do you call a snake thats 3.14 meters long?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_of_death
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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A PITHON!

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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

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