A list of puns related to "Meter"

Wow! A ship that is 269 meters long in 1911?

Let that sink in.

Meter griffin

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A pi-thon

What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?

A Ο-thon

*not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal*

Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.

Saved you a klick.

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long

A pithon

Happy pi day

Always stay 2 meters apart

What do you call a snake thatβs 3.14 meters long

A Ο-thon

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/

3.14 meters!

My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.

Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.

A 3.14 meter long snake

A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.

There's 4 meters of snow in Slovenia.

My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?

At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.

I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.

I had hopped for a better time.

I was dropped from the 100 meters running team after I kept on getting tired before the finish line.

My coach said that I was not performing up to the mark.

How many meters are in a day?

Just depends on how long it is.

Iβm trying to remember who won the 100 meter dash at the Asian Games last year

I think it mightβve been a Thai

Did you hear about the physicist who ran the 100 meters wearing only suspenders?

He won the Nobelt Prize.

If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...

... is it a milestone?

How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole that's 243.8 yards deep and 7.3 feet in diameter?

None! There isn't any dirt in a hole!

What do you call a snake thatβs exactly 3.14 meters long?

A Οthon

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A Οthon!

What do you call a Snake that's 3,14 meters long

A Οthon

What do you call a snake thats 3.14 meters long?

A Οthon

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A Οthon

I found a snake that was exactly 3.14 meters long

I think it was a Pi-thon.

What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A pithon

What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A Β Οthon

What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?

A PI-thon

What do you call a snake that is 3.1415 meters long?

A pi-thon

What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A PITHON!

What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long

A Οton

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meter long

A Ο-thon

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A Pi-thon

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