There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...

It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.

It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlliedSalad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why do a lot of nurses go to college at the North Pole?

It’s where the Icy U is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnim8or
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same

...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrindoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?

He’s a gingerbread man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?

An Arctichoke...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FallenGoalie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?

You use hand Santa-tizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiffypack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why is everyone thirsty at the north pole?

No well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btcrav2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?

They got there ok but then things went south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleFlame8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?

Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?

They use a lot of hand santatizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slaydawgjim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?

Dr. Sanity Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why is it hard to keep secrets in the North Pole?

Because your teeth chatter

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do you call a elephant in the North Pole?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pluxrt90
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month

I guess you could say she’s bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehobojuan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What do you call a thrill ride that goes from the North Pole to the South Pole?

A polar coaster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pae913
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?

iglooed it!

Bonus joke:

And he did it all by his elf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Daughter just asked, "Dad, do you know what you would be if you tried to go to the north pole right now?"

An ice pop.

The dad joke is strong with this 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikal2002
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What is a robot from the north pole called?

A Polar-Droid!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I looked up the most popular singer in the North Pole

Elfish Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky-Luca22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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There were 100 kids at the North Pole with Santa Claus. Why weren't they opening the presents?

Their tiny little hooves couldn't unwrap the paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vikingvynotking
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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They have found an animal that lives both on the north and south pole

Sadly, it has a natural mental disorder.

It's a bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do you call an elf who leaves the North Pole?

A rebel without a Claus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gsquaredart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why does Santa hide away in the North pole?

Because he's wanted for breaking and entering!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyupbirch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Did you hear about the unlucky man on the North Pole?

No matter how hard he tried, things would always go south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawayboy1313
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2015
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I once went on a trip to the North Pole.

It all went south from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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A bear that lives in both the North Pole and South Pole...

Is a bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?

A bi-polar bear

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a horse at the North Pole?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/work_while_bent
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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I was at the north pole once

It was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slotin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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Did you hear about the man who climbed mountains in north pole and south pole?

He was bi-polar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pursuitofstumble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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