There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...
It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.
It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.
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Why do a lot of nurses go to college at the North Pole?
Itβs where the Icy U is
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︎ Feb 23 2021
People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, thereβs a whole world of differences between them.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?
Heβs a gingerbread man.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why is everyone thirsty at the north pole?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?
They got there ok but then things went south.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
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︎ Aug 13 2020
How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?
They use a lot of hand santatizer.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Why is it hard to keep secrets in the North Pole?
Because your teeth chatter
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︎ Nov 24 2019
What do you call a elephant in the North Pole?
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︎ Mar 22 2019
My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month
I guess you could say sheβs bipolar
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︎ Dec 21 2019
What do you call a thrill ride that goes from the North Pole to the South Pole?
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︎ Oct 06 2019
How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?
iglooed it!
Bonus joke:
And he did it all by his elf!
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Daughter just asked, "Dad, do you know what you would be if you tried to go to the north pole right now?"
An ice pop.
The dad joke is strong with this 8 year old.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
What is a robot from the north pole called?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
I looked up the most popular singer in the North Pole
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︎ Sep 18 2019
There were 100 kids at the North Pole with Santa Claus. Why weren't they opening the presents?
Their tiny little hooves couldn't unwrap the paper.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
They have found an animal that lives both on the north and south pole
Sadly, it has a natural mental disorder.
It's a bi-polar bear
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︎ Dec 31 2018
What do you call an elf who leaves the North Pole?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Why does Santa hide away in the North pole?
Because he's wanted for breaking and entering!
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︎ Jul 15 2018
Did you hear about the unlucky man on the North Pole?
No matter how hard he tried, things would always go south.
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︎ Sep 15 2015
What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I once went on a trip to the North Pole.
It all went south from there.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
A bear that lives in both the North Pole and South Pole...
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︎ Nov 28 2019
What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
What do you call a horse at the North Pole?
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︎ May 16 2019
What do you call a chicken at the north pole?
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︎ Dec 25 2018
I was at the north pole once
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︎ Dec 16 2013
Did you hear about the man who climbed mountains in north pole and south pole?
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