Northeast Puns

A list of puns related to "Northeast"

I was looking at a treehouse with my realtor near the airport in northeast Texas when I asked my realtor...

What is this Dallas-Fort Worth?

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👤︎ u/Dopeghostandy
📅︎ Nov 03 2014
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idear.

(Ok, it works better here in the northeast.)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idear.

And the last of the trilogy, what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?

Yeah, you got it.

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👤︎ u/nobobby44
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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It's a black day when people overreact to ethnic jokes.
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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Sep 29 2016
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Got a customer today at work

I work at Tim Horton's (Coffee shop in the Northeast US/Canada).

Lady: Can I have a medium with nothing in it?

Me: Okay, but do want the coffee too?

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👤︎ u/musicguy2341
📅︎ Oct 31 2014
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Friends mom reading about the meteor shower.

Mom: can be best seen from the northeast. Hmm where are we?
Dad: We're in the living room.

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👤︎ u/jhunterp
📅︎ Aug 13 2015
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