While traveling out west I found a house made of adobe...

Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.

Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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If Kanye West becomes president

The world will be more hip and hopeful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fi-yah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.

And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomadStar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why did kanye west go to the hospital?

For a hip hoperation.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Dora and Diego visit the North West in winter

Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:

"Wiper no Wiping!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldukae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...

I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What did they call bacteria in the Old West?

Frontieria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I told my wife Sierra I was Ghana visit West Africa

She said she’d Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inceptionisim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.

He thought it was upsetting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCMajorGeo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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In the old Wild West there was a notorious gang of dangerous outlaws, they’d just attacked a town.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said β€œLook sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says β€œwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says β€œwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

β€œBullshit!” Says the sheriff β€œyou stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawl

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FleetChief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I don’t trust people on the west coast who don’t like seafood.

There’s something fishy about them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digomansaur
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I Laughed West At This Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retro_Code
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I saw a video of Kanye West baking 300 cakes at once.

No one man should have all that flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Lots of violence could have been prevented in the Old West.

If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?

I’m smelting!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I took my wife to the West Indies...

- Jamaica?

- No, she went on her own accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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To the west is Baghdad and to the east are the Zagros Mountains

Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A three-legged dog walks into an old west saloon

and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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My wife moved to the west indies

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own free will

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.

And an argument in the Middle East.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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You can't trust the trees on the west side of the parking lot.

They get shady...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theriskjunky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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My ship was sailing North but then it suddenly veered West and hit another ship...

It was an occident, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Which sex hormone hates going west?

Eastrogen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call Kanye West prior to writing "Jesus is King?"

Ye of little faith

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamsterwheel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacojohn48
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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post 1 year old? I'm the fastest crossposter in the wide wild west
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrio666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why did the gender nonconforming prospector travel west in the 1800s?

Because there's gold in them/their hills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeadows00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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A newsletter from our local MP in West Melbourne, Tim Watts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontdousernanes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Kanye West?

Yes, and I can also East and South

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lion_OBrian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West named their new born Psalm West. I have only one question.

Is it a hymn or a her?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alisha40s
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Who do you get a book from in west Africa

A Liberian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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A young cowboy in the old west

Got into an accident and lost his eye. The doc got him a wooden eye to fill the hole. Before the accident he was quite the ladies man, dancing with all the young ladies at the barn dances. But afterwards he never went out, just stayed at home. He knew no woman would ever want him. Finally all his buddies came by and grabbed him and took him to a barn dance. He was just looking at all the pretty young ladies, afraid to ask any to dance. He noticed the one he’d never seen before, she was beautiful. But as he looked at her, he saw that she had a peg-leg. Well, she’d dance with him. So he walked over to her and asked β€œwould you like to dance” she replied with excitement β€œ would I, would I? And he replied β€œpeg-leg peg-leg”

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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A lawless Old West town where everyone writes in Arial font?

It's Sans-Sheriff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YehosafatLakhaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What’s Kanye West’s Favorite Holiday?

Yee-ster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolaceAnimosity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MenacingBanjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex4F
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My kids were taking forever to finish their breakfast, so I had to quote Kanye West to them.

I said, β€œOmelette you finish.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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