West Puns

Because there was gold in them/their hills

.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.

(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).

When you start walking like an Egyptian.

Danny BanDito.

West virginia

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

I was quicker to the draw.

.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

Sneezys

Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...

The world will be more hip and hopeful.

Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.

And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".

For a hip hoperation.

Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:

"Wiper no Wiping!!"

I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.

Frontieria

She said she’d Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.

He thought it was upsetting.

There’s something fishy about them.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said “Look sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says “where the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says “well you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

“Bullshit!” Says the sheriff “you stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff “ Boss what the hell happened!”

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says “BACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”

No one man should have all that flour.

I’m smelting!!

- Jamaica?

- No, she went on her own accord.

and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place

And an argument in the Middle East.

They get shady...

Eastrogen.

Ye of little faith

It was an occident, I swear!

Because there was gold in them/their hills!

If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own free will

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.