Why is North Korea so evil?

Because they have no Seoul.

Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourchubio
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People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same

...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrindoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I opened an illegal distillery in North Korea

It was a whisky business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.

Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.

Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d0k37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Did you hear about the red-haired elf in the baking dept. at the North Pole?

He’s a gingerbread man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?

An Arctichoke...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FallenGoalie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I have a joke about the North Atlantic Treaty

But, I won't say it to you because it's NATO business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Jude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Why is everyone thirsty at the north pole?

No well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btcrav2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?

You use hand Santa-tizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiffypack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?

They're called Durham Durham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les_oueff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I took my new girlfriend to North Wales

Bangor?

Well, yes I did actually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllThingsAreReady
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otherwise-Sherbet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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The bear couldn't decide whether to go north or south for the winter

He was a bipolar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I don’t like discussing North and South in polite company.

I find those topics to be quite polarizing.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

He said "I can't complain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biker_philosopher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you hear that the latest north pole expedition was ended two weeks early?

They got there ok but then things went south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleFlame8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?

Polar Opposites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How is everyone staying safe during the pandemic at the north pole?

They use a lot of hand santatizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slaydawgjim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?

Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call a North Korean hype beast ?

A supreme leader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaelp667
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why is North Korea bad at jazz

Because they lack Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MET121212
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call rednecks up north?

Chillbillies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Sleepy-A1
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?

Dr. Sanity Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Dora and Diego visit the North West in winter

Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:

"Wiper no Wiping!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldukae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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How do you call a bumblebee from North America?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimel182
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?

Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?

It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hiddenmanna
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyiso
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...

She's too loony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called

ShrΓΆdingers Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?

When the reporter asked the doctor β€œhow is Kim Jong Un?”

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herotz33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):

"Well, this is Auk-World...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough

But I think it's OK

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I wonder what calibre does North Korea use

To administer coronavirus shots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there...

...he said he couldn't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea_kayee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I asked my North Korean friend how he was...

He said he can't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StudiosS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
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