BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otherwise-Sherbet
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What do you call rednecks up north?

Chillbillies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Sleepy-A1
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called

ShrΓΆdingers Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyiso
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):

"Well, this is Auk-World...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?

When the reporter asked the doctor β€œhow is Kim Jong Un?”

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herotz33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...

She's too loony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I wonder what calibre does North Korea use

To administer coronavirus shots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Some people say the land North of Texas is pretty rough

But I think it's OK

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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I asked my North Korean friend how life is in North Korea

"I can't complain" He said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obsidi3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?

I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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My girlfriend visited both the North Pole and the South Pole this month

I guess you could say she’s bipolar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehobojuan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Happy North Americans: I lost 20 pounds

Sad Brittish people: I lost 20 pounds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?

it was called Run DMZ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I once went on a trip to the North Pole.

It all went south from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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A bear that lives in both the North Pole and South Pole...

Is a bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Why is it hard to keep secrets in the North Pole?

Because your teeth chatter

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My ship was sailing North but then it suddenly veered West and hit another ship...

It was an occident, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I went fishing in the North of England with Kurt Cobain's widow

And said to her "Cought any love?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radishfacejake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What do you call a thrill ride that goes from the North Pole to the South Pole?

A polar coaster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pae913
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why North korea and south Korea's relationship didn't work?

Because North doesn't have a Seoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s4m_sepi0l
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What did the east side of the globe say to the rude north side

Hey, watch your latitude!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHotPocket3141
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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My dad asked if I wanted to go to North Carolina.

I said not Raleigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why do North Koreans draw such perfect lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?

iglooed it!

Bonus joke:

And he did it all by his elf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was going over there.

He says he can't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_noid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how life was going

He said, "Can't complain"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eden_the_tree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What is a robot from the north pole called?

A Polar-Droid!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I looked up the most popular singer in the North Pole

Elfish Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky-Luca22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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An Ant is lying in its death bed in North Korea.

He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time.

Son Ant : What is it dad?

Father Ant : I cannot say that in this god forbidden country we have to move immediately to France or Italy before i am dead.

Confused,the Son Ant made arrangements to move to France.They boarded a spy ship which took them to south Korea.From there they boarded a flight to France.With great difficulty they finally reached France.The father ant's health became worse.The son ant was thinking what was so important that they had to move to another country, So when they settled in their new home he finally asked..

Son Ant : Dad, We are in France now you can tell whatever you were going to tell me. The Father could not speak up so he signaled his son to come closer.The son did.

Father Ant: Son, We are now Europeants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOne77492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?

A bi-polar bear

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota

The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrokenheroReddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hew3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call a elephant in the North Pole?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pluxrt90
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you give a sulky teenager that didn't go North enough?

A latitude adjustment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nothingman_000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there. He said he couldn't complain.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/exactchange516
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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Daughter just asked, "Dad, do you know what you would be if you tried to go to the north pole right now?"

An ice pop.

The dad joke is strong with this 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikal2002
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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There were 100 kids at the North Pole with Santa Claus. Why weren't they opening the presents?

Their tiny little hooves couldn't unwrap the paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vikingvynotking
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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There aren't a lot of murders in North Dakota

They're few and Fargo between.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aurelianshitlist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia

"Corsican"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jlw2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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So if North Korea succeeded in invading South Korea....

would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdwoodTheOwl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Mines in North Korea are called "Mines" when it should have been "Ours"

They're communists...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random-mice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a horse at the North Pole?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/work_while_bent
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?

USB C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gar_gar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Which rapper is popular in North Korea?

Lil' Kim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgykiddoxd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Why are North Koreans always sad?

Because they are Seoulless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haozh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What do you call an elf who leaves the North Pole?

A rebel without a Claus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gsquaredart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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They have found an animal that lives both on the north and south pole

Sadly, it has a natural mental disorder.

It's a bi-polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I asked my North Korean friend how things were in his country currently.

He said they couldn't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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If Kanye West’s daughter writes her autobiography one day, it will be β€œNorth” by North West. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dutts303
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Me: β€œHey dad what’s the name of the state furthest north in the U.S.?”

Dad: β€œI don’t know, but if I find someone who knows ALASKA β€˜bout it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHolmie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Why north korean don't like jazz music ?

Because they don't have Seoul !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terracotta32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?

Because they got a supreme ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agtledevyday
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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With a name like North West, Kim and Kanye’s kid is headed straight for the top.

And s little to the left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Who lives up North and only shows up around Christmas?

Michael BublΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WriteOnceCutTwice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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There was this musician in North Korea... imgur.com/gallery/4p8Z5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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I met a North African girl the other night, and we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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What’s the difference between North and South Korea?

North Korea has no Seoul...!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Kim Jong Un’s historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.

About time he got on the Seoul Train

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Why is North Korea evil?

Because it has no Seoul.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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People keep talking about these North Korean peace talks as if they are major news

I'm pretty sure it is all just koreagraphed though

Edit: as Mad-slick pointed out, this was originally posted elsewhere on reddit in r/pics. Original is linked in the comments, go give him the deserving up vote please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flannelkumquat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Africa glanced north and said:

"You're up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your-RealDad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Studies show that 55% of North American adults will fail eighth grade math.

For the remaining 55% of us, it is a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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I found a topless picture of North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un imgur.com/1RLYeWw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspiringlondon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2016
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I'd never live in the north pole...

It's all south from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rasea
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What do you call a bird that can only fly North,South, East, or West?

A Cardinal (n,s,e,w are called Cardinal directions)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuffcraft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Why do North Koreans draw lines so well? (x-post with r/jokes) reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Tamino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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The difference between North America and Australia is night and day.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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This morning I told my wife: I think all the snow will go a bit North-er

Wife: Are you sure it won’t go Easter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geerlingguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Who will reign north Korea after Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGentlemanInASuit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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Why did the caring farmer plant his crop in Africa, Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica?

He wanted to see world peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeyourballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why does Santa hide away in the North pole?

Because he's wanted for breaking and entering!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyupbirch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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My friends in the north told me to come up with a bunch of Dad jokes...

But my suitcase is already full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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If humpty dumpty dies north of the wall

Will he become an egg white walker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because they've got a supreme ruler

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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What do you call a North Korean dictator who loves books?

Dear Reader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robot_cousin
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbergmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.

He said he couldn't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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How is life in North Korea?

You can't complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pleasenerfdruids
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Africa glanced north and said:

"You're up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your-RealDad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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