A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThackerOpinions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?

It’s called β€œS Cargo”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blizzardwizard88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.

Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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In response to u/-umop-apisdn 's earlier post titled "Suislide" I present Sue-a-Slide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBarramundi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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The U.S.S.R Should Have Had a Different Leader in the Space Race

He was just Stalin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kqog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.

It is 2020, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kttypo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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At a funeral a man sits Behind the woman who’s husband just died. The man leans forward and asks, β€œdo u mind if I say a word?” she responds, β€œNot at all, please do.” the man stands up and says β€œplethora” and sits back down.

β€œThanks,” said the woman, β€œthat means a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What do you call a guy hastily trying to influence U.S. elections?

Rushin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordy_fresh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes β€œguess you could say it’s forked”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weewoman11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What do you get when you cross a musical period with a U.S. president?

Baroque Obama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathstryk
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.

I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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The worlds largest bounce house is now touring the U.S.A. At 10,000 square feet, the house is large enough to live in.

The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterof80smetal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Why do the trees have a better democratic system than the U.S.?

Because they elect their leader based on the poplar vote

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlegirlhehe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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A U.S. Naval ship is sinking off the coast of Europe

As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, β€œMayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”

A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, β€œ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizardofozmak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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A brief primer on the articles of the U.S. Constitution

It's "the."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjfrancke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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After the Canada, U.S.A. game yesterday. My friends love their hockey... and puns imgur.com/a/a4YI6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidsizler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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A couple from my U.S. History teacher.

Student: How long is the test?

Teacher: Holds up test pretending to measure its dimensions "I'd say about eleven inches."

Another student: "Is there a curve?"

Teacher: Holds up test again this time bending it "Now there is."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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