Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Did you hear that U.S. Mail is starting a freight delivery service to compete with FedEx and UPS?
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
In response to u/-umop-apisdn 's earlier post titled "Suislide" I present Sue-a-Slide
The U.S.S.R Should Have Had a Different Leader in the Space Race
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
At a funeral a man sits Behind the woman who’s husband just died. The man leans forward and asks, “do u mind if I say a word?” she responds, “Not at all, please do.” the man stands up and says “plethora” and sits back down.
“Thanks,” said the woman, “that means a lot.”
What do you call a guy hastily trying to influence U.S. elections?
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes “guess you could say it’s forked”
What do you get when you cross a musical period with a U.S. president?
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
The worlds largest bounce house is now touring the U.S.A. At 10,000 square feet, the house is large enough to live in.
The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.
Why do the trees have a better democratic system than the U.S.?
Because they elect their leader based on the poplar vote
A U.S. Naval ship is sinking off the coast of Europe
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”
A brief primer on the articles of the U.S. Constitution
After the Canada, U.S.A. game yesterday. My friends love their hockey... and puns imgur.com/a/a4YI6
A couple from my U.S. History teacher.
Student: How long is the test?
Teacher: Holds up test pretending to measure its dimensions "I'd say about eleven inches."
Another student: "Is there a curve?"
Teacher: Holds up test again this time bending it "Now there is."
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z