Also USA=World
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zero_KNR
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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The USA has finally been upgraded to be fully digital.

The new America is called USB.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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It’s a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.

I just bought a TV that said β€œBuilt in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JennyBagaDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call Bees from the USA?

USBs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unobjectionables
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Now that the USA is no longer the pre-eminent superpower of the world, what's next?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SFLoridan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deciperer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!

It's ok, Alaska again later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitrikt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What comes after USA?

USB.

P.S: Proud of my daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquarian9
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I'm determined to walk with my wife across the second largest state in the USA, even if she wants to walk across the largest.

Regardless if it Texas along time, Alaska.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zippysausage
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?

Because of mass outrage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slashmatt-the-cat
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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The USA have Lemsip, while the Russians have night nurse

It’s the Cold War.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNacho410
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?

The language barrier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julipidgeon13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)

Water because butane is a lighter fluid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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In USA you get about 4 eggs in your breakfast. In France one egg is un oeuf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExistentialYurt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?

We're afraid of mass confusion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartlebyX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Nobody knew about Soleimani in the USA until recently.

I guess you could say he blew up overnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antgrgmn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why is Abe Lincoln the least guilty out of all the presidents of the USA?

Because he is In a cent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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The headline on the USA Today this morning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GildedGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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What was so wrong with USA...

...that they had to go and make USB?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because it violated their statue of limitations.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Shopping in Tybee Island, Georgia USA...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cytomitchel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Cmon USA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jboi4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What's the most Down-to-Earth state in the USA?

Floorida.

(Originally by my 5-year-old cousin)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I was doing research on the presidents of the USA

And my computer froze on the 35th one.You got to be John F kidding me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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The USA turns 241 years old this July 4th...

... which means that it will go back to being indivisible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soxman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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When a coin goes from Russia to the USA seeking asylum it is Metal Defecting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?

Because it was illeagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darealhama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Make sure your Viagra is made in the USA.

you don't want Russia meddling in your erection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Flag of the USA if it were an Oregon donor
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why are clubs in Mexico better than the USA?

Hispanic at the disco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoaswows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roso_124588
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Why aren't there knock knock jokes about the USA?

Because freedom rings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why are people never hanged in USA anymore?

Because all they got is fake noose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs

They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plaineman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuppetNuts86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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According to USA Today, people have become less accepting of LGBTQ+ Americans since the election.

They aren’t having a gay old time anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KMyrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call a Canadian who has been living in USA for too long?

US Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nishan_572
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What's on the right of USA?

...... USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What comes after USA?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nittu02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Nothing is made in the USA anymore!

I bought a TV yesterday that said β€œbuilt in antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nohax_justmax
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What's the name of country next to the USA?

the USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kty5417
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What was so wrong with USA...

...that they had to go and make USB?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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So, if the USA is so great, why did they make a USB?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ian_in_real_life
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Why can’t the USA tell knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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