What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
The USA has finally been upgraded to be fully digital.
The new America is called USB.
It’s a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
What do you call Bees from the USA?
Now that the USA is no longer the pre-eminent superpower of the world, what's next?
Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?
It was called the VoreTex-as.
I asked my daughter which state she likes most in the USA, but she didn't answer!
It's ok, Alaska again later.
What comes after USA?
USB.
P.S: Proud of my daughter.
I'm determined to walk with my wife across the second largest state in the USA, even if she wants to walk across the largest.
Regardless if it Texas along time, Alaska.
Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?
The USA have Lemsip, while the Russians have night nurse
What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?
What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)
Water because butane is a lighter fluid
In USA you get about 4 eggs in your breakfast. In France one egg is un oeuf.
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
Nobody knew about Soleimani in the USA until recently.
I guess you could say he blew up overnight.
Why is Abe Lincoln the least guilty out of all the presidents of the USA?
The headline on the USA Today this morning
What was so wrong with USA...
...that they had to go and make USB?
Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?
Because it violated their statue of limitations.
Shopping in Tybee Island, Georgia USA...
What's the most Down-to-Earth state in the USA?
Floorida.
(Originally by my 5-year-old cousin)
I was doing research on the presidents of the USA
And my computer froze on the 35th one.You got to be John F kidding me.
The USA turns 241 years old this July 4th...
... which means that it will go back to being indivisible
When a coin goes from Russia to the USA seeking asylum it is Metal Defecting.
Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?
Make sure your Viagra is made in the USA.
you don't want Russia meddling in your erection
Flag of the USA if it were an Oregon donor
Why are clubs in Mexico better than the USA?
My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol
Why aren't there knock knock jokes about the USA?
Why are people never hanged in USA anymore?
Because all they got is fake noose
Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs
They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.
Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
According to USA Today, people have become less accepting of LGBTQ+ Americans since the election.
They aren’t having a gay old time anymore.
What do you call a Canadian who has been living in USA for too long?
What's on the right of USA?
Nothing is made in the USA anymore!
I bought a TV yesterday that said “built in antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
What's the name of country next to the USA?
What was so wrong with USA...
...that they had to go and make USB?
So, if the USA is so great, why did they make a USB?
Why can’t the USA tell knock knock jokes?
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