Louisiana Puns

They pump kin.

Only on a Cajun.

Because that pitch was bayou

Only on a Cajun.

I pronounce it Baton Rouge

A Burricane !

Edit: Get it, A Burr-icane
Edit2: Like a hurricane but with Burr instead

On oc-cajun.

Good thing he woke up before it got dark...

It was a Navigator

I asked my dad for a little help with a recipe the other day.

"Dad, what do I need for red beans and rice?"

"Oh, some celery, a bell pepper, an onion, some Tony's, a pound of rice, a pound of sausage, and 239 kidney beans."

"Why not just a pound of beans?"

"Well, if you add just one more, it'll be too-farty!"

Dad: "You know it's illegal in Louisiana to take pictures of people with a wooden leg."

Me: "Really? I wonder why."

Dad: "It'd be stupid to try to take pictures with a wooden leg. Most people use cameras."

It took me longer than I care to admit to figure that one out. He wouldn't stop laughing about it for an hour.

In a conversation about Louisiana barbecue ... GF: I take meat very seriously! Me: Is that because there's a lot at stake?

Very lucky to not get kicked out of the car then and there XD