They pump kin.
Because that pitch was bayou
Only on a Cajun.
I pronounce it Baton Rouge
A Burricane !
Edit: Get it, A Burr-icane
Edit2: Like a hurricane but with Burr instead
Good thing he woke up before it got dark...
It was a Navigator
I asked my dad for a little help with a recipe the other day.
"Dad, what do I need for red beans and rice?"
"Oh, some celery, a bell pepper, an onion, some Tony's, a pound of rice, a pound of sausage, and 239 kidney beans."
"Why not just a pound of beans?"
"Well, if you add just one more, it'll be too-farty!"
Dad: "You know it's illegal in Louisiana to take pictures of people with a wooden leg."
Me: "Really? I wonder why."
Dad: "It'd be stupid to try to take pictures with a wooden leg. Most people use cameras."
It took me longer than I care to admit to figure that one out. He wouldn't stop laughing about it for an hour.