What do people from Louisiana do for Halloween?

They pump kin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlytherRedd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Do you travel to Louisiana often?

Only on a Cajun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9w_lf9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Son, are you from Louisiana?

Because that pitch was bayou

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolio776
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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How often do you see a Louisiana tatoo?

Only on a Cajun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crestfallencorpse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana new orlens or new orleens?

I pronounce it Baton Rouge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CladMagician504
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Hey, hey guys! What do you call a winter storm in Louisiana?

A Burricane !

Edit: Get it, A Burr-icane
Edit2: Like a hurricane but with Burr instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/downtimebananas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2015
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How often do you visit Louisiana?

On oc-cajun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rodeohno
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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Did you hear about the kidnapping in the Louisiana swamp yesterday?

Good thing he woke up before it got dark...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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I was walking across a lake and suddenly a gator appeard and started guiding me

It was a Navigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeniosOfKekistan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A dad ponders gas prices imgur.com/bZTHWfR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Fred
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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Wherein my dad helps me cook.

I asked my dad for a little help with a recipe the other day.

"Dad, what do I need for red beans and rice?"

"Oh, some celery, a bell pepper, an onion, some Tony's, a pound of rice, a pound of sausage, and 239 kidney beans."

"Why not just a pound of beans?"

"Well, if you add just one more, it'll be too-farty!"

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We were talking about odd laws when my dad dropped this one

Dad: "You know it's illegal in Louisiana to take pictures of people with a wooden leg."

Me: "Really? I wonder why."

Dad: "It'd be stupid to try to take pictures with a wooden leg. Most people use cameras."

It took me longer than I care to admit to figure that one out. He wouldn't stop laughing about it for an hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vontigon
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Had to share this one

In a conversation about Louisiana barbecue ... GF: I take meat very seriously! Me: Is that because there's a lot at stake?

Very lucky to not get kicked out of the car then and there XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesorehead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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