Yeah, theyβre calling it their stimulant package!
Everything there is Organic.
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
And a big wave snuck up on us. We ran quickly, leaving behind a shovel. I exclaimed βthe ocean took your shovel!β
My son: βWhich one?β
β...Well, the Pacific...β
You have died of dissin' Terry.
βNo, Fred, nice to meet youβ
You have died from dissinβ Terry
Get all of their ducks in a row.
Oregonisms
The thing is she didnβt just make up this joke, but this is the first time Iβve heard it. Weβve been married for 18 years. That means that sheβs been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
Wife notices graffiti on the side of the road with the word HISTORY. Her: "That is the second time I have seen someone graffiti that word." Me: "History repeats itself."
I met this guy named Terry. I made fun of him and said Terry was a girls name. Heβs shot me. βYou have died of dissinβ Terry.β
Edit: Spelling
I've never been to Oregon either, but I've also never left it.
Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...
looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening
My tagline would be "OP delivers"
He said, "Can you bring me back one of those folded paper ducks? I think it's called Origoni."
Was a great day to be a Blazer.
^(credit to /u/stupid_sexyflanders)
You have died of dissin' Terry.
Youβre walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry. You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name. Terry shoots you. Youβve died of dissen terry.
