Portland, Oregon Puns

A list of puns related to "Portland, Oregon"

I made a donation to the local Goodwill in Portland, Oregon. I guess you can call me an Oregon donor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank_Thunderwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Portland beat the Cavaliers and Oregon legalized marijuana yesterday.

Was a great day to be a Blazer.

^(credit to /u/stupid_sexyflanders)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_Another_Thought
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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Summarizing the Oregon news to my wife and daughter

Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...

looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magoogooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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I've been telling this to everyone since I came up with it yesterday

Why did the USA give away Portland? Because it was an Oregon Donor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupposedlyNormalGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2014
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