Salem Puns

A list of puns related to "Salem"

Four hundred years ago, the pagan minority in Salem learned a valuable lesson about dealing with religious fanaticism

Be careful what you witch for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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In Salem, MA doing a Witch Tour and Dad pulls this one...

Guide: I love questions, so at any point on the tour feel free to ask!

Me: Witches are part of the Wicca religion, correct? (Having little knowledge of it)

Dad: Don't ask the guide, look it up on....wiccapedia. Get it?

Tour guide laughs and I facepalm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AttentionMagnificent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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Accidentally parked in a 'reserved for witches' spot.

When I got back there was a note on my windshield that said "you will be toad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prettiestvirgin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do witches do on boats?

They Salem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneWhoPunchedGod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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