Everyone who lives in Oregon must be really lucky.

Everything there is Organic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoicbrown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...

Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oove22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Oregon trail pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pswiney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say β€œTerry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.

You have died from dissin’ Terry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sincons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Flag of the USA if it were an Oregon donor
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Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says β€œregular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks β€œfill?” my dad replies

β€œNo, Fred, nice to meet you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDreidel82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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We were building a sandcastle on an Oregon beach...

And a big wave snuck up on us. We ran quickly, leaving behind a shovel. I exclaimed β€œthe ocean took your shovel!”

My son: β€œWhich one?”

β€œ...Well, the Pacific...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cryogenicist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What must the Oregon football team do before each play?

Get all of their ducks in a row.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah_Kay615
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call small things that live in Oregon?

Oregonisms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), β€œlook Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, β€œno, it’s a bagel.” β€œWhy is it a bagel?” β€œBecause it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahonriWY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Nailed this dadjoke on a 6 hour drive to Oregon

Wife notices graffiti on the side of the road with the word HISTORY. Her: "That is the second time I have seen someone graffiti that word." Me: "History repeats itself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mark_is_Dragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2014
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If the U.S gave Oregon to Canada would they be organ donors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClaymoreG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Gurka out on a stroll in Oregon v.redd.it/vcxgo2gca1w11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hebiebe_2033
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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I was on the Oregon trail and...

I met this guy named Terry. I made fun of him and said Terry was a girls name. He’s shot me. β€œYou have died of dissin’ Terry.”

Edit: Spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P1pslyTheGreat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Had this conversation with my co-worker regarding the recent age-discrimination case in Oregon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeanzelini
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Summarizing the Oregon news to my wife and daughter

Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...

looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magoogooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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In my entire life, I've never left Oregon.

I've never been to Oregon either, but I've also never left it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisRuptive1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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My dream is to open up Oregon Pizzas...

My tagline would be "OP delivers"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syednaeemul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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I made a donation to the local Goodwill in Portland, Oregon. I guess you can call me an Oregon donor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank_Thunderwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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I'm flying to Oregon tomorrow, and my dad asked me to bring him back something.

He said, "Can you bring me back one of those folded paper ducks? I think it's called Origoni."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClubbedParsley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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Portland beat the Cavaliers and Oregon legalized marijuana yesterday.

Was a great day to be a Blazer.

^(credit to /u/stupid_sexyflanders)

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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Oregon Trail

You’re walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry. You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name. Terry shoots you. You’ve died of dissen terry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StardustTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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