Intel Puns

A list of puns related to "Intel"

I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....

When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen

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👤︎ u/yltercesksumnolE
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Intel x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine, probably exploited by NSA reddit.com/r/linux/commen…
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👤︎ u/emilvikstrom
📅︎ Jun 16 2016
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I went to this conference sponsored by Intel

All we got for lunch was chips.

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👤︎ u/bloody1ips
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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He has blown away his competitors.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 23 2018
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Don't worry, I have everything under control.
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👤︎ u/amandajag
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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A crisp image
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👤︎ u/rm-f
📅︎ May 06 2015
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I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.

But I never kiss Intel.

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👤︎ u/NicodemusRL
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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Coworker #1: I'll have to attend the meeting remotely because I'm sick

Coworker #2: I hope our anti-virus software is up to the task so you do not infect the rest of us!

Me: He must have caught that new Intel but that's going around.

Based on a true story.

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👤︎ u/jordanbtucker
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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