I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....
When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen
Intel x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine, probably exploited by NSA reddit.com/r/linux/commenβ¦
I went to this conference sponsored by Intel
All we got for lunch was chips.
He has blown away his competitors.
Don't worry, I have everything under control.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give βem smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
Coworker #1: I'll have to attend the meeting remotely because I'm sick
Coworker #2: I hope our anti-virus software is up to the task so you do not infect the rest of us!
Me: He must have caught that new Intel but that's going around.
Based on a true story.
