Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”
Student: “False. It was written in ink.”
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
What do you say to The President Of The United States when he leaves abruptly?
I heard they put the declaration of independence in a museum,
They renamed it the decoration of independence.
How much does the entire United States cost?
Nothing, because it's a free country
Why did the Koala immigrate to the United States?
Because he wanted the right to bear arms.
What do you call a bee that is from the United States
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
Did you ever hear about the police unit that had a drug duck instead of a dog?
It was excellent at detecting quack
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
What was the 16th president of the United States told before the dinner party?
What unit of measure do pirates use?
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the Spanish–American War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
Watt is the unit of power?
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland
How do you call an army unit of babies?
I hear the United States is well stocked for a bird-of-prey flu epidemic...
There are plenty of ill eagle drugs for just such emergency.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
We need to add three more states to the United States of America
53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.
The United States Postal Service got jokes
What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of soda?
My 8 year old has created a new unit of measument...
She just picked up the squeeze ketchup and said, "I only need one fart of ketchup." She gives the bottle a single squeeze and gets her "one fart."
My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.
Someone has been cutting corners.
If the United States annexed all of Canada and multiplied it’s area by two, what would you get?
Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming “Mickey Mouse”!
When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked “Why did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said “I was trying to say Donald Duck!”
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
What was the 16th president of the United States told before a dinner party?
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