Why did Lincoln give the Gettysburg Address? /r/Jokes/comments/ghs2js/โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tuhawaiki
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Did you know Abraham Lincoln lived in Pennsylvania?

Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/89iroc
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I want to go visit historical sites in Pennsylvania

Does anyone know the Gettysburg address?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VaiterZen
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The mailman was confused by President Lincoln's orders.

He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pun-isher42
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Driving through Pennsylvania...

As we're passing through Gettysburg:

My father: You know, I always wanted to live out here.

Me: Oh yeah?

My father: Yeah, I always wanted a Gettysburg Address

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Got my wife today

This morning, my wife and I were driving and we passed a certain street which excited my wife. She then turned to me and said, "Oh look, it's Gettysburg! I would like to live there someday."

With a grin, I replied, "Then we'd have a Gettysburg address."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ngabear
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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Studying Civil War history when my dad decided to pitch in.

Me: I can't believe I have to memorize the entire Gettysburg Address by tomorrow.

Dad: Make sure you don't forget the zipcode!

Me: -_____-

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