A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
π︎ 13k
π
︎ Dec 05 2020
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
π︎ 24
π
︎ Jan 11 2021
Iβm not sure if itβs true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
π︎ 7
π
︎ Jan 09 2021
Only Canada's Prime Ministerβ¦
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jan 02 2021
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
π︎ 78
π
︎ Nov 14 2020
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
π︎ 2
π
︎ Nov 24 2020
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
π︎ 365
π
︎ Jun 03 2020
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
π︎ 21
π
︎ Sep 24 2020
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
π︎ 79
π
︎ Aug 18 2020
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Jul 10 2020
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
π︎ 13
π
︎ Jul 28 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
π︎ 108
π
︎ May 26 2020
The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 09 2020
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
π︎ 19
π
︎ May 31 2020
Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.
I now pronounce U man and wife.
π︎ 5
π
︎ May 19 2020
Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?
Because he is a PM, not an AM
π︎ 60
π
︎ Mar 20 2020
Did you hear about the conceited minister?
π︎ 3
π
︎ May 20 2020
Have you heard the rumors about Canadaβs Prime Minister?
You may think theyβre fake, but theyβre Trudeau
π︎ 15
π
︎ Apr 13 2020
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Mar 15 2020
I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jan 07 2020
What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Dec 23 2019
New Zealand minister
π︎ 42
π
︎ Apr 06 2019
It's official The British Prime Minister has resigned.
It was expected though, It's the end of May after all.
π︎ 31
π
︎ May 24 2019
What does a trendy holy minister wear?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Oct 09 2019
Why did the female minister go to bed?
π︎ 168
π
︎ Aug 05 2018
A Doctor, a Priest and the Prime Minister of Iraq walk into a bar, and the bartendar says.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 18 2019
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
π︎ 7
π
︎ Dec 05 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a type O.β
π︎ 150
π
︎ Oct 04 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typo.β
π︎ 9k
π
︎ Feb 21 2020
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a Type-O.β
ππ©ΈπββοΈ
π︎ 81
π
︎ Sep 03 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be type o.β
π︎ 10k
π
︎ Feb 22 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."
π︎ 27
π
︎ Sep 24 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says βIβm pretty sure Iβm a type-oβ
π︎ 591
π
︎ Apr 25 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typoβ
π︎ 8
π
︎ Sep 05 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."
π︎ 20
π
︎ Jul 06 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, βWhatβll ya have?β
The rabbit says, βI dunno. Iβm only here because of Autocorrect.β
π︎ 64
π
︎ May 24 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."
π︎ 50
π
︎ May 26 2020
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, βWhatβll ya have?β The rabbit says...
βI dunno. Iβm just here because of autocorrect.β
π︎ 25
π
︎ May 27 2020
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The rabbit orders a beer, looks at the other two and says, "I might be a typo".
π︎ 17
π
︎ Feb 28 2020
A priest, a minister, and a vampire walk into a blood bank...
The vampire says, βWhere's the rabbit?β
π︎ 5
π
︎ Feb 23 2020
Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.
π︎ 359
π
︎ Aug 31 2018
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
