A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says “I’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...
“I dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.
I now pronounce U man and wife.
Did you hear about the conceited minister?
Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?
Because he is a PM, not an AM
Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?
You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The rabbit orders a beer, looks at the other two and says, "I might be a typo".
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
A priest, a minister, and a vampire walk into a blood bank...
The vampire says, “Where's the rabbit?”
I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister
What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?
What does a trendy holy minister wear?
It's official The British Prime Minister has resigned.
It was expected though, It's the end of May after all.
Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar
and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
Why did the female minister go to bed?
You might think I'm lying when I tell you Canada has a prime minister.
I heard some salacious gossip about the prime minister of Canada
I don't think it's Trudeau
You might not believe that the prime minister of Canada has a French last name.
Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?
Did I ever tell you about the time I played chess with the Canadian Prime Minister?
It's a great a great story, it's not Trudeau.
Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
A lot of people say that Canadian Prime Minister is an idiot
But I think it's Tru Deau.
I don't know if Canada's prime minister is lying
But I think it's Tru deau
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks:
"Wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke?"
My dad asked me (back in 2005), 'What was the prime ministers name in 1970?'
I replied; 'Harold MacMillan?' (I was wrong!)
and dad said, 'Nope, it was Tony Blair'.
'But Tony Blair wasn't prime minister in 1970!'
'No but his name was still Tony Blair!'
Who's the Israeli minister of Justice?
I heard Trump met the Prime Minister of Israel.
I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo
What do you call a minister that does shoe repair?
The other day I saw an article where they claimed Donald Trump is the Prime Minister of Canada
I said to myself, that isn't true though
The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.
The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.
Shall I name this new insect I discovered after the current British Prime Minister?
What is the new Canadian Defense Minister's Plan of Attack?
Ex-prime minister of Australia is a Dad (x-post tumblr)
The Minister for Prison's new law
My Father messaged me, out of the blue, showing me what Dads do best:
"The minister for prisons has persuaded the government to pass a law to require all sentences to be shorten"
Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago
"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?”
The rabbit says, “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”
A priest, rabbi and minister walk into a bar...
The bartender says "What is this, a joke!?"