A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdavidcl
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive

The rabbit says β€œI’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drsfmd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wB68
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be type o.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jigglytep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, β€œWhat’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...

β€œI dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibccanman
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.

But it's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anna_was_taken
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.

I now pronounce U man and wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickyDan
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Did you hear about the conceited minister?

...he had an altar ego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pewper
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?

Because he is a PM, not an AM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?

You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diebeatus1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.

The rabbit orders a beer, looks at the other two and says, "I might be a typo".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus

But then someone told me it was trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterrrage
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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A priest, a minister, and a vampire walk into a blood bank...

The vampire says, β€œWhere's the rabbit?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magoghm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister

He seems unkoalafied

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What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?

Justin judeau

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What does a trendy holy minister wear?

Hollister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanerabit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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New Zealand minister
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhuarrk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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It's official The British Prime Minister has resigned.

It was expected though, It's the end of May after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.

It's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar

and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherzeg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why did the female minister go to bed?

It was pastor bedtime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dweebish_putz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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You might think I'm lying when I tell you Canada has a prime minister.

But it's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerrysmith815
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I heard some salacious gossip about the prime minister of Canada

I don't think it's Trudeau

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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You might not believe that the prime minister of Canada has a French last name.

It's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?

Net n Yahoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megamouth2
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Did I ever tell you about the time I played chess with the Canadian Prime Minister?

It's a great a great story, it's not Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenman42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
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A lot of people say that Canadian Prime Minister is an idiot

But I think it's Tru Deau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memey-McMemeFace
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I don't know if Canada's prime minister is lying

But I think it's Tru deau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TesticularPizza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks:

"Wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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My dad asked me (back in 2005), 'What was the prime ministers name in 1970?'

I replied; 'Harold MacMillan?' (I was wrong!)

and dad said, 'Nope, it was Tony Blair'.

'But Tony Blair wasn't prime minister in 1970!'

'No but his name was still Tony Blair!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTBlues
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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Who's the Israeli minister of Justice?

JΓΌde Law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorrorwindBestTES
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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I heard Trump met the Prime Minister of Israel.

I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naMsdrawkcaB1
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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What do you call a minister that does shoe repair?

Preach Cobbler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Revell23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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The other day I saw an article where they claimed Donald Trump is the Prime Minister of Canada

I said to myself, that isn't true though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatalls
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.

The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hew3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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Shall I name this new insect I discovered after the current British Prime Minister?

Maybe....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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What is the new Canadian Defense Minister's Plan of Attack?

Sikh and destroy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flanagoon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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Ex-prime minister of Australia is a Dad (x-post tumblr)

http://i.imgur.com/424NPV4.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dikbutjenkins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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The Minister for Prison's new law

My Father messaged me, out of the blue, showing me what Dads do best: "The minister for prisons has persuaded the government to pass a law to require all sentences to be shorten" Wow.

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Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago

"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmNotScottBakula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, β€œWhat’ll ya have?”

The rabbit says, β€œI dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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A priest, rabbi and minister walk into a bar...

The bartender says "What is this, a joke!?"

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