The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
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My 8 year old just told me this one.. What does the minister say when you marry a computer?

I now pronounce you man and wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike-_-honcho
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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"

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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?

Assembling his cabinet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickledJuice69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden

He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSabrewulf
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What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?

Laurie Van Truk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastLondonVideo
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Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...

What, you don't believe me?

It's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petty_Dick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada

It's Trudeau.

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I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin

is Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Only Canada's Prime Minister…

…makes the true dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?

Because he is Netanyahu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainyBBQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye.

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I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister

It's Trudeau

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wB68
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.

But it's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anna_was_taken
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?

Because he is a PM, not an AM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?

Jacinda home.

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Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.

I now pronounce U man and wife.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?

You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Did you hear about the conceited minister?

...he had an altar ego.

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I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister

He seems unkoalafied

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At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus

But then someone told me it was trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterrrage
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemondigitech
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...

How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chawjubs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...

The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.

The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a type O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatriotASR
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be type o.”

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I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.

He asked, "do you mean a choir?"

I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Suck-At-R6Siege
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a Type-O.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joyfulpunner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive

The rabbit says β€œI’m pretty sure I’m a type-o”

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My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is

It's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eventualmente
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo”

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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, β€œWhat’ll ya have?”

The rabbit says, β€œI dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”

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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, β€œWhat’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...

β€œI dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibccanman
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"

The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wish14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."

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