The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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My 8 year old just told me this one.. What does the minister say when you marry a computer?
I now pronounce you man and wifi.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what heβs doing right know?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together
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︎ Apr 12 2021
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...
What, you don't believe me?
It's Trudeau.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Iβm not sure if itβs true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Only Canada's Prime Ministerβ¦
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︎ Jan 02 2021
A priest, a rabbit and a minister...
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
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︎ Jul 28 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rabbit, "What can I get ya, sir?" The rabbit says, " I have no idea. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
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︎ May 26 2020
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
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︎ May 31 2020
Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?
Because he is a PM, not an AM
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︎ Mar 20 2020
The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Like most people, I was able to recite the entire alphabet from a young age. But then I became an ordained minister.
I now pronounce U man and wife.
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︎ May 19 2020
Have you heard the rumors about Canadaβs Prime Minister?
You may think theyβre fake, but theyβre Trudeau
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Did you hear about the conceited minister?
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︎ May 20 2020
I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister
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︎ Jan 07 2020
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...
How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Apr 11 2021
(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a type O.β
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︎ Oct 04 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typo.β
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︎ Feb 21 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be type o.β
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a Type-O.β
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︎ Sep 03 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister go to a blood drive
The rabbit says βIβm pretty sure Iβm a type-oβ
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︎ Apr 25 2020
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
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︎ Aug 18 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit goes "I think I'm a typo."
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︎ Sep 24 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typoβ
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︎ Sep 05 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, βWhatβll ya have?β
The rabbit says, βI dunno. Iβm only here because of Autocorrect.β
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︎ May 24 2020
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, βWhatβll ya have?β The rabbit says...
βI dunno. Iβm just here because of autocorrect.β
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︎ May 27 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar....
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm only here because of auto correct."
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︎ Jul 06 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."
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