Reverend, Have You Been Drinking?
Reverend: Just water officer.
Police: Why do I smell wine?
Reverend: Good lord he’s done it again
A reverend was arrested in Hollywood
He asked for Christian Bale
This is a grandfather joke...
My grandparents were at a dinner theater show. The premise is that it was a wedding reception. It was in August. The actor playing the minister was standing next to Grammy and Papa's table, mopping sweat from his forehead. Papa': Good evening, reverend. Are you by chance Presbyterian? Actor: No...why do you ask? Papa': You appear to be "presbyreing"
