I keep forgetting the guitar tabs to that one Sublime song...
I guess you could say I dont practice Santeria.
The air in this glass is sublime
The air in this glass is sublime
You know, condensation is cool - but evaporation is sublime.
What do you call a helpfull citrus?
A lemonaid
The most beautiful sub on this website is r/citrus.
Itβs sublime.
I've been sitting quietly under citrus trees all day, and I must say...
I feel sublime.
Why are unripe limes so great?
They are sublime
Do you like lemons?
Because I think they are sublime.
I asked my son, "Hey, guess what!?" Hesitatingly, he said, "What?"
I yelled, "Good guess!"
Among all the subreddits I visit everyday, I enjoy r/citrus the most.
It is sublime.
I asked a friend what he thought of dry ice.
He said it was absolutely sublime.
Bought some detox tea to loose weight.
It is sublime served with Chips Ahoy/Oreo.
Not my dad, but a dad joke nonetheless
In the TV show Jimmy Neutron, Jimmy's dad, Hugh, pulls him over to speak with him
Hugh: Now, remember, son - there's no "I" in "team," you know what I mean?
Jimmy: You mean we should sublimate our differences for the good of our combined effort?
Hugh: What? No, no, I mean there's no letter "i" in the word "team." There's never a wrong time for a spelling lesson, son!
Condensation is cool...
but evaporation is sublime.
Why is /r/citrus so pleasant to visit?
Because itβs sublime.
