Ethereal Puns

A list of puns related to "Ethereal"

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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An ether/oar situation...
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👤︎ u/R3ALPH8TH
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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[Ether]

If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.

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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ May 03 2017
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you hear about what happened to steve in the nether?

Yea I didn’t ether

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👤︎ u/KomikazeTheToilet
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What kind of ghost is Jack the Ripper?

Ethereal killer

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👤︎ u/Stormline
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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What furry creature with big ears brings network connectivity to children on a particular Sunday every April?

The Ether-Bunny!

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why does Mike Tyson feel so exquisite when he wakes up?

Because he ethereal.

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👤︎ u/ThePowerFul
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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I told my dad my ethernet wasn't working...

Me- Dad, my ethernet only sometimes works.

Dad- I know, it ether works, or it doesn't.

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👤︎ u/RorariiRS
📅︎ Jan 05 2015
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A customer said this one to me at work today

I was standing at the counter with one of my employees and we were discussing the fact that the scanner doesnt work very well.

Employee: I think its just an ethernet cable.

Me: Change it out with register 3 and I'll order a new one.

Customer: Don't bother, its an ethernet cable, so ether it works or ether it doesn't.

Groans all around.

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👤︎ u/saolson4
📅︎ Jun 29 2015
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What do you call the bunny on anesthesia?

The ether bunny.

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👤︎ u/Conservativeoxen
📅︎ Sep 16 2015
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Mirratrix
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/zeroshadow50
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/JMJTO
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Supasaucey
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/-wao
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/wormfood__
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Said it was ether/oar.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/mpmellor
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/coadnamedalex
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Tempsilon
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Before my surgery, the doctor offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Aeidon
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to use gas or knock me out with an oar.

It was an ether/oar decision.

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👤︎ u/acromantulus
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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