Melons and cauliflowers
He just looked at me and said, “Queso?”
At my grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary, my grandpa says, "I always called Shirley my melancholy baby because she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie."
This was a decade ago, so it didn't make any more sense then that he was referencing a song from the 1920's/30's.
A melancholy melon collie.
A little too proud of this one...
So I’m on my usual Tuesday morning conference call with a bunch of vendors, coworkers, bosses, etc...
With his dog barking in the background one of my bosses chimes in and says “Just so you all know, I’m on the call but I’m outside right now having my roof looked at so I might be a little distracted”.
I couldn’t resist... With the instincts of a wild puma plotting against it’s poor defenseless prey, I pounce...
“Is your dog lookin at it?
Cuz he keeps saying ROOF!!! ROOF ROOF!!!”
I was immediately rewarded with a spectacular cacophony of groans and “that was awful”’s... It was glorious. I’m pretty sure I’ll get another promotion for it.
EDIT: So... no promotion... but in a pure, hilarious coincidence, I actually DID just get the news that I'm finally getting that raise they promised me at my last review. Too fuckin funny.
A melancholy
Melancholy.
However, it was a melancholy baby.
(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).
would you have melancholy babies?
A melancholy.
I got together with a girl named Melanie...
but then she said "Honeydew all of the laundry"...
I just cantaloupe with someone who makes me do all the work....
it makes my life full of melancholy!
It made her melon-collie (melancholy).
At a funeral reception recently a friend of mine grabbed a cucumber, honeydew appetizer. I remarked: "are those for the melancholy????". (Un)fortunately I was not forcibly removed from the reception; I showed myself out.
