Sunday is sad
But the day before is an even sadder day
I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
From my 5 year old mind: “Why is trash always sad ?”
Because it’s down in the dumps! 😂
I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad
He don’t come around here no more
It’s a sad day but my kitchenaid mixer motor has finally died. I couldn’t whisk for a batter friend.
My friend was really sad
So, I told him 'its okay to feel Saruman, it only opens Mordors of opportunities'.
What do you call a person with one eye that's sad all the time?
My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest
I told her Michael Boob-lay
She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Why was the strawberry sad?
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
Why was the math book so sad?
Sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Loraine
She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Loraine is gone
ripped off
As my daughter opened her last gift on Christmas morning with a sad look in her eyes...
I said: “If you think that’s the end, you’ve got another thing coming!”
Never write sad songs
You’re just making a bad situation verse!
What did one sad cow say to the other sad cow?
A person who crushes can for a living is always sad
Because his job is Soda pressing
What do you call a sad hat?
Sad news
apparently the Michelin Man has retyred
Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
Some say it’s sad that so many kids are shuffled through foster care.
Others might call it reWARDing.
I know. I’m sorry.
Why was the amputee sad?
He had just been defeeted.
A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
My friend has been really sad ever since Tom Petty died.
That’s why he don’t come around here no more.
Just heard some pretty sad news about yard sticks
Did you know they aren't making yard sticks any longer?
I'm sad today, I lost my favorite spanner.
It's a massive emotional wrench.
*sad cat fishing noises*
I just saw an ad for a dating app before Sam Smiths, I Want Something to Die for, song. Guess that’s the after effect for using dating apps, who knew
I get sad when I have to crush my drink cans
What did the sad lamp say when plugged in?
I finally feel better now that I’ve got an emotional outlet.
I got sad while reading a story about a deer who died from a hydraulic press...
It was very deer-pressing...
Why did the plum feel so sad inside?
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
It was so sad when Ruth died
It all became so ruthless...
My 8 yo made this up after seeing a doctor: What makes your mouth sad?
*Sad Red Blood Cell Noises*
If Thursday is a sad day but Friday is even sadder, does that make it a sadder day
Why was the math book so sad?
Kids, Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!!!
Why did the Math book look so sad ?
Because it had a lot of problems
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