Sadly, Aquaman was never able to finish college.
All his grades were below C level.
"I caught two men in balaclavas breaking into my house last night," said my friend. "But they got away sadly."
"How do you know they were sad if they were wearing balaclavas?" I asked.
I really struggled with 2020 all year. Sadly, at the end of it...
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
The new funeral home in town will not let me view my loved ones before their burial, sadly.
Sadly, I've lost 20% of my sight …
Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..
Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.
(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)
Since it started raining my wife just stares sadly through the stupid window …
If it gets any worse, I guess I’ll have to let her in.
My mate Gav sadly passed away this morning. Doctors say it was severe heart burn.
My late Dad was a seismologist by profession but sadly..
..He could never pin down a steady job.
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
I gave my friend ten puns to make him laugh but sadly
Dad got me good before, took a second sadly :s
Me; the moons almost full.
Dad; there's a plug at the bottom, drain it out.
Ffs.
The inventor of the USB stick has sadly died.
His life was over in a flash.
I thought I bought a full bag of chips, but was sadly mistaken.
I saw the air of my Lays.
What do you call a machine that can read books and make reviews about them, but sadly can only detect red font?
I went to a restaurant on the moon great food but sadly no atmosphere
We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed ‘Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
Sadly I hurt my ankle the other day
Not to worry, it's heeling well
It sadly went right over her head too...
I remember my first girlfriend. She was an almond delivery girl. Sadly, it didn't work out.
The man who invented autocorrect has sadly passed away.
The funfair is nest work.
I said I’d get sick when pigs fly. Sadly, the Swine Flu
Sadly, dad jokes are in my blood.
Good thing I am so positive.
Sadly Willie Nelson was hit by a bus. He was playing on the road again.
Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
Sadly, my secretary has developed a fairly serious wheat allergy...
Sadly, I've lost 20% of my sight.
Sadly, I've lost 20% of my sight
Sadly, I've lost 20% of my sight
Sadly, I've lost 20% my sight.
What do you call an computer program that can read books, and then make reviews about them, but sadly can only read text that has a red font?
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